You just escaped from prison

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Say you are unjustifiably on death row and you somehow escape. Where do you go? What do you do? Who do you trust?

amsterdamn... then go to red light district for hookers and hash...

 

[Baked]

Contact Bin Laden ASAP.

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: OS
mexico, then try to fly to taiwan

last time i went to taiwan, they had a giant sign at the airport that said "Drug Traffickers will be executed" right when you step off the airplane. i think there might be safer countries out there..

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: cirrhosis

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Say you are unjustifiably on death row and you somehow escape. Where do you go? What do you do? Who do you trust?

The closest netcafe so I can login to ATOT and start a new thread with the title "I just escaped from prison! with pole!!!"

winner.

 

[kirkaptain]

Originally posted by: SketchMaster

Originally posted by: jagec
You'll need a couple credit cards and some cash, first off...you could try pickpocketing in a low-policed part of town (go for people who you could clearly beat in a fight, and even so be careful), mugging (dangerous...they might be armed), or just going into the bars at night and stealing from inattentive people. Try to get as much CASH money as possible. Or you could try the traditional stealing from peoples' houses and/or garages, and pawning what you get. Don't make it too obvious, though! Only take a few high-money items, and only sell one item per pawn shop.
Steal a car (preferrably one that obviously doesn't get driven much, and something nearly-invisible like a 90's Corolla). Immediately go to a parking lot, and switch license plates with another car (preferrably another corolla). Switch a bunch of the other license plates around, too, just to confuse the issue. Using a CC, buy a whole bunch of gasoline containers, and fill them all with gasoline at a local station. Never use that card again. If you planned things right, you'll probably have enough gas to make it to the border. If not, drain another CC. Once across, start your new life.

...

It's almost scary how well planned that is.

I second that.
jagec: WWYBY Went Into Hiding?

 

[Legendary]

Belize, no extradition and high dollar exchange rate.

 

[SportSC4]

International waters and then go anywhere from there

 

[mpitts]

White Castle

 

[SoulAssassin]

I'd head right for Iraq or Afghanistan....they can't find anyone they're looking for over there.

 

[BatmanNate]

:music:Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak:music:

 

[Praxis1452]

Get some cash together and escape to sea for a bit. Once it's died down go back work some menial jobs to get food while living on your boat. If they ever come get your ass into international waters :-D. Preferably you invest some money and live in international waters.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: jagec
You'll need a couple credit cards and some cash, first off...you could try pickpocketing in a low-policed part of town (go for people who you could clearly beat in a fight, and even so be careful), mugging (dangerous...they might be armed), or just going into the bars at night and stealing from inattentive people. Try to get as much CASH money as possible. Or you could try the traditional stealing from peoples' houses and/or garages, and pawning what you get. Don't make it too obvious, though! Only take a few high-money items, and only sell one item per pawn shop.
Steal a car (preferrably one that obviously doesn't get driven much, and something nearly-invisible like a 90's Corolla). Immediately go to a parking lot, and switch license plates with another car (preferrably another corolla). Switch a bunch of the other license plates around, too, just to confuse the issue. Using a CC, buy a whole bunch of gasoline containers, and fill them all with gasoline at a local station. Never use that card again. If you planned things right, you'll probably have enough gas to make it to the border. If not, drain another CC. Once across, start your new life.

Doctor? Doctor Richard Kimble? Is that you?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: potato28
The middle of Saskatchewan. Hide in a barn for a few weeks, and take a freight train out west, or east. Then rob the nearest house and make for a large city. Find a cheap apartment, stay away from CC's, and do under the table jobs.

under table jobs?? :Q:shocked::thumbsdown::disgust:

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Go to a foreign country and take on a new identity. Start fresh and open up a restaurant as a facade to continue the crime that got me in jail in the first place.

First thing I'd want to do is change my name to Pablo.











I always liked that name

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
You work as a hopsital janitor in disguise, trying to get clues so you can finger the one-armed man and his ties to fabricated cancer drug tests and crooked pharmaceuticals.

WTF? Is you high?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Turkish

Originally posted by: jagec
You'll need a couple credit cards and some cash, first off...you could try pickpocketing in a low-policed part of town (go for people who you could clearly beat in a fight, and even so be careful), mugging (dangerous...they might be armed), or just going into the bars at night and stealing from inattentive people. Try to get as much CASH money as possible. Or you could try the traditional stealing from peoples' houses and/or garages, and pawning what you get. Don't make it too obvious, though! Only take a few high-money items, and only sell one item per pawn shop.
Steal a car (preferrably one that obviously doesn't get driven much, and something nearly-invisible like a 90's Corolla). Immediately go to a parking lot, and switch license plates with another car (preferrably another corolla). Switch a bunch of the other license plates around, too, just to confuse the issue. Using a CC, buy a whole bunch of gasoline containers, and fill them all with gasoline at a local station. Never use that card again. If you planned things right, you'll probably have enough gas to make it to the border. If not, drain another CC. Once across, start your new life.

Doctor? Doctor Richard Kimble? Is that you?

Fred Johnson!??!??:Q:|

 

[JinLien]

Go underground with the old gang & find a way to head south of the border.

 

[WildHorse]