You have GOT to be kidding me: Who would use Monica as a TV anchor?

bigvince

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and i thought she was funny on the tom green show ...

but seriously, nobody's ever gonna take her seriously. she will foerver be known as the broad that slobed on the pres's knob oh well we can always laugh at her!
 

Tripleshot

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She is truly a roll model for young women who seek ways to "get a head" in life.








Not!
 

Frenchie

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Hey, she's gotta have something in her mouth...why not a microphone?
 

Yo Ma Ma

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The Brits are more liberal with what goes over the air waves, maybe she'll be topless or granting services during the interview(s).
 

thebestMAX

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Hoo boy, are you guys cruel. Almost as bad as me. She was the young one and taken advantage of by the man in power. Im not defending her by the way but blame goes to the one who should know better. Ask any Military Officer who is responsible for all that his men do as well as his own acts.
 

zippy

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Yeah, I'd say she's big enough to be an anchor. Well, at least for the Disney Cruise lines...maybe not some of the bigger cruise ships.
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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Maybe she can replace the one lady that died on that cooking show &quot;Two Fat Ladies&quot;. Although I'd hate to see where she stored her tools.

I would pay money not to see her ever again.
 

PCAddict

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What's even funnier is that she's supposedly getting married. No guy in his right mind would marry a woman that everyone knows for one reason and one reason only: getting up close and personal with Slick Willie's Willie.

On the other hand, maybe the guy is looking at it as a guaranteed thing....

 

KingHam

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It makes sense, I thought that all TV anchors got their jobs for favors ;).

KingHam
 

Yeeny

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She was the young one and taken advantage of by the man in power. Im not defending her by the way but blame goes to the one who should know better.

Wow, I thought the whole young defenseless female idea went out with the 60's. ;) She knew exactly what she was doing, why else did she save the dress? I for one cannot stand her, and I think she made women who really worked to get their jobs in Government look bad.
 

Harvey

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<<Who would use Monica as a TV anchor?>>

Two possible answers:

1. She's heavy enough to anchor an ocean liner.

2. She sucks so hard she can hold down the desk from underneath it. :Q
 

IronMike

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I believe she must anchor the British version of the Jerry Springer show. Hell if she puts on a few more pounds she can act as bouncer too.