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you have any heavy breathers at work that sit near you?

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NetWareHead said:
related: I once took a girl on a date and at the end of the night, I dropped her off in her apartment. Left her place and was walking in this long hallway towards the exit. I was brewing a fart for the longest time that I couldnt release in front of her. I knew it was going to be a bad one that I even walked like 30 seconds from her door to release it. It came out like a crack of thunder; hours of pressure were released at once and at that moment I found out just how good the acoustics of the place were. I hear a door open at the end of the hallway and its her looking into the hallway.! She is giggling and merely says: "Are you kidding me?!?!" I turned around and played dumb, waved to her and kept walking towards the exit. Secretly I was somewhat proud. The building was built in the late 1800s and with super thick/heavy construction (granite flooring, subway tiles on the walls, plaster walls and woodwork all over the place). I knew it took a certain amount of manliness and skill to fart that loudly and be heard at the other end of the building. Rode home with the windows open the rest of the way.
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Did you get a second date? 😛
 
purbeast0 said:
that's cause we're carnivores!

speaking of farts, i just farted while reading this thread, and then 2 seconds later a tester came over to talk to me. no way they weren't standing here talking to me while taking in my filth. i quietly lol'ed to myself when they walked away.
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When I worked at the call center I had just let a nasty fart. It was bad...really bad. All of the sudden my brand new boss came up to introduce herself to me and I felt so bad. It was a paint peeler and she walked right into the mist.

I didn't feel so bad when a few seconds after she walked away, I got hit with a massive blast of Glade.

I miss her.
 
jlee said:
Did you get a second date? 😛
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It was probably the third or fourth date and yeah there was another date after that. She was pretty cool about it and we laughed. I blamed it on some guy moving a heavy dresser or some kind of furniture in the floor above her. 😛
 
I've had the unfortunate experience of sitting near plenty of annoying people. The most recent ones have been "desk tappers" or a "angry keyboard masher". Also had a guy who used to sigh a lot. That was just weird. Now I work solo so I only hear my PC fans.
 
MustISO said:
I've had the unfortunate experience of sitting near plenty of annoying people. The most recent ones have been "desk tappers" or a "angry keyboard masher". Also had a guy who used to sigh a lot. That was just weird. Now I work solo so I only hear my PC fans.
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I have an epic desk/floor tapper here.
 
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