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"You have 8 new mesages!"

Ryan

Lifer
"Message 1: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button*

"Message 2: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button again*

"Message 3: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan mashes skip button*

"Message 4: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan skips yet again*

"Message 5: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button - curses at fax machines*

"Message 6: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button - lather, rinse, repeat*

"Message 7: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan makes beeping noise to match fax machine*

"Message 8: *looooooooooooooooooooooong pause* *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ryan takes phone off hook*
 
Originally posted by: Ryan
"Message 1: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button*

"Message 2: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button again*

"Message 3: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan mashes skip button*

"Message 4: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan skips yet again*

"Message 5: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button - curses at fax machines*

"Message 6: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan hits skip button over again*

"Message 7: *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*ryan makes beeping noise to match fax machine*

"Message 8: *looooooooooooooooooooooong pause* *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ryan takes phone off hook*

Ever been faxed up the ass?
 
It's not a fax machine, I was leaving a message with my new voice pulse transformer. You slow down the beeps and you'll hear it really says, "Dude pickup, come on pickup."
 
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Ryan


"Message 8: *looooooooooooooooooooooong pause* *beeep* *beeep* *beeep*"

*"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ryan takes phone off hook*

Ever been faxed up the ass?

My fax sessions are never that hot Dave.
 
I hate it when that happens. I get that all the time. It's the worst when someone's fax calls you at 3 AM in the morning. If I ever find who's sending these faxes... I'll... I'll...
 
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