You have $300

[l0cke]

Choose wisely :hmm:

 

[BoomerD]

Puts $300 in pocket...drives away.

Blow jobs I can get from my wife...(but they're never "free.")

 

[Wingznut]

Boomer is right... His wife is the best place to go to get a BJ.

 

[BoomerD]

Boomer is right... His wife is the best place to go to get a BJ.

See? What did I tell you? Have I ever steered you wrong?

(well, except for that one time when I sent you to Oldsmoboat's basement to get the anal lube...and you never came back...)

 

[PhoKingGuy]

puts $300 in pocket...drives away.

Blow jobs i can get from my wife...(but they're never "free.")

tmi

 

[nonameo]

I'd pocket the 300$.

 

[Fayd]

i consider myself to be broke... (no income, living at home etc)

i have way more than $300. 0.o

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I can live without blowjobs.

But without internet...

 

[yhelothar]

Aside from pocketing the 3 precious bills, the $300 BJ is the only other option I'd even possibly consider given that I'm not to fond of rotting meth gums gnawing on the man meat.

 

[brainhulk]

Aside from pocketing the 3 precious bills, the $300 BJ is the only other option I'd even possibly consider given that I'm not to fond of rotting meth gums gnawing on the man meat.

 

[Martin]

I don't even want to imagine what a $1 bj would entail.

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

I don't even want to imagine what a $1 bj would entail.

Ask boomer's wife.

 

[xanis]

How about 2 $150 blowjobs?

 

[Hacp]

I'm rich!

 

[Svnla]

Puts $300 in pocket...drives away.

Blow jobs I can get from my wife...(but they're never "free.")

Watch your PM box, it will be full shortly.:biggrin:

About the OP question, I will stick with the motto "you get what you pay for"..lol

 

[Exterous]

I don't even want to imagine what a $1 bj would entail.

Ask boomer's wife.

She bit down and then stole the other $299 while I was writhing in pain :'(

 

[Svnla]

I can live without blowjobs.

But without internet...

You sir, win the "I know what my priorities are" award.

 

[Zebo]

That'll buy a lot of minnows.

$300/$18.50 is over 16 lbs or 2 months of fishing at my rate.

Or two trips in boat gas and whiskey.

 

[Zebo]

How about 2 $150 blowjobs?

Who needs BJs when you got fish. Same smell w/o the talking.

 

[BoomerD]

Who needs BJs when you got fish. Same smell w/o the talking.

If you have to listen to talking during a bj...you must be on the giving end...not the receiving end. At least in theory, the giver should be too occupied for chatting...

 

[Exterous]

If you have to listen to talking during a bj...you must be on the giving end...not the receiving end. At least in theory, the giver should be too occupied for chatting...

Or has a glass eye she can put on the table....

 

[Bignate603]

If you have to listen to talking during a bj...you must be on the giving end...not the receiving end. At least in theory, the giver should be too occupied for chatting...

Maybe they're doing sign language?

 

[Gigantopithecus]

If you have to listen to talking during a bj...you must be on the giving end...not the receiving end. At least in theory, the giver should be too occupied for chatting...

O RLY?

 

[Gigantopithecus]

maybe they're doing sign language?

lol!

 

[BoomerD]

Maybe they're doing sign language?

Wouldn't you be looking instead of listening? Besides...shouldn't the hands also be busy?

I suppose maybe not if you're hung like a stud housefly...or an Ornamental...