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You get offered one wish by a genie, what will you ask?

What will you choose?

  • A long happy and healthy life for yourself and your family and friends.

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Bigger Penis

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Hookers and Blow for Life

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • A billion dollars

    Votes: 6 42.9%

  • A world free of (Insert an evil here)

    Votes: 2 14.3%

  • Fame

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Death to an hated political party

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Boost to my favorite political party

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Help a random person

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • AT Cool Coins

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Total voters
    14
I want to understand how the universe works from the smallest subatomic particle, from before big bang to where we are going and to the edge of the universe.
 
I once found a bottle (turned out to be some old lamp) on the beach. When I rubbed it to clean it up, a genie appeared and offered me one wish.

I thought about it for a couple of minutes and said, "Genie, I want a bridge to drive from California to Hawaii. including all the necessary infrastructure...hotels, fuel stations, restaurants, etc."

The genie replied, "Oh master of the lamp, such a thing is impossible. The distance is too great, the water too deep, the waves are too strong and too high. Please ask for something different."

So...I thought about it again and replied, "Genie, I wish to know the inner workings of the female mind. How they think, why they think and act as they do, what drives them to the decisions they make, everything about women."

The genie replied, "So...how many lanes wide do you want on the bridge?"
 
sdifox said:
wouldn't you get bored?
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Of reality? No. I've spent the last 35 years of my life with my primary hobby being video gaming and I'm still not even bored of that. How on earth could someone get bored of everything in the universe? At some point I'd orchestrate the collapse of society just so I could catch up on all the amazing content developed by humanity up to that point, then orchestrate it's return for season 2.
 
Red Squirrel said:
a billion would accomplish a lot. Be set for life and make all my family set for life, and help lot of people in the process.
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Fate can be very ironic. Imagine getting a billion and then finding out that your days are numbered due to cancer or any other rapidly degenerative disease. I prefer to wish for a life without problems (or at least ones that make you wish you were never born).
 
[DHT]Osiris said:
Of reality? No. I've spent the last 35 years of my life with my primary hobby being video gaming and I'm still not even bored of that. How on earth could someone get bored of everything in the universe? At some point I'd orchestrate the collapse of society just so I could catch up on all the amazing content developed by humanity up to that point, then orchestrate it's return for season 2.
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When you are immortal, everything is old school :colbert:
 
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