You get offered one wish by a genie, what will you ask?

[Braznor]

And no, infinite wishes is not the answer.

 

[biostud]

I want to understand how the universe works from the smallest subatomic particle, from before big bang to where we are going and to the edge of the universe.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

A world free of the greatest evil of all .... humans.

 

[BoomerD]

I once found a bottle (turned out to be some old lamp) on the beach. When I rubbed it to clean it up, a genie appeared and offered me one wish.

I thought about it for a couple of minutes and said, "Genie, I want a bridge to drive from California to Hawaii. including all the necessary infrastructure...hotels, fuel stations, restaurants, etc."

The genie replied, "Oh master of the lamp, such a thing is impossible. The distance is too great, the water too deep, the waves are too strong and too high. Please ask for something different."

So...I thought about it again and replied, "Genie, I wish to know the inner workings of the female mind. How they think, why they think and act as they do, what drives them to the decisions they make, everything about women."

The genie replied, "So...how many lanes wide do you want on the bridge?"

 

[snoopy7548]

1 billion wishes

 

[Iron Woode]

I liked the one I saw in a meme:

I want to be a pinata that when hit says "harder, Daddy!"

 

[sdifox]

death to all right wing zealots

 

[sdifox]

I liked the one I saw in a meme:

I want to be a pinata that when hit says "harder, Daddy!"

wouldn't it be better to have a piñatra than to be the piñata?

 

[IronWing]

With CoolCoins, all is possible.

 

[Torn Mind]

A billion dollars.

A lot of the other wishes could be achieved with first getting a billion as foundation.

 

[NutBucket]

death to all right wing zealots

Hmm, death to all political zealots sounds pretty good. There are wacky ones on all sides.

I wonder if that would spell the end to wars...

 

[pete6032]

A world free of the greatest evil of all .... humans.

Did you mean FedEx?

 

[BudAshes]

Hmm, death to all political zealots sounds pretty good. There are wacky ones on all sides.

I wonder if that would spell the end to wars...

I don't know, murdering millions of people sounds pretty zeoloty to me so Genie would kill you too.

 

[BudAshes]

How about unlimited save points in life, so you could go back and redo any scenario unlimited times.

 

[NutBucket]

I don't know, murdering millions of people sounds pretty zeoloty to me so Genie would kill you too.

True. How does one define a zealot?

And yeah, I'd probably end up dead too.

 

[RPD]

I'm a man of simple pleasures, a billion will suffice.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Immortality for myself and my SO with the option to end my own life if I so choose. Everything else is trivial with that.

 

[sdifox]

Immortality for myself and my SO with the option to end my own life if I so choose. Everything else is trivial with that.

wouldn't you get bored?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

wouldn't you get bored?

Of reality? No. I've spent the last 35 years of my life with my primary hobby being video gaming and I'm still not even bored of that. How on earth could someone get bored of everything in the universe? At some point I'd orchestrate the collapse of society just so I could catch up on all the amazing content developed by humanity up to that point, then orchestrate it's return for season 2.

 

[HomerJS]

5 more wishes.

I have a lot of things to cover.

 

[bba-tcg]

For sure: A long happy and healthy life for yourself and your family and friends.

 

[Red Squirrel]

a billion would accomplish a lot. Be set for life and make all my family set for life, and help lot of people in the process.

 

[igor_kavinski]

a billion would accomplish a lot. Be set for life and make all my family set for life, and help lot of people in the process.

Fate can be very ironic. Imagine getting a billion and then finding out that your days are numbered due to cancer or any other rapidly degenerative disease. I prefer to wish for a life without problems (or at least ones that make you wish you were never born).

 

[sdifox]

Of reality? No. I've spent the last 35 years of my life with my primary hobby being video gaming and I'm still not even bored of that. How on earth could someone get bored of everything in the universe? At some point I'd orchestrate the collapse of society just so I could catch up on all the amazing content developed by humanity up to that point, then orchestrate it's return for season 2.

When you are immortal, everything is old school

 

[IronWing]

With CoolCoin, you could buy a t-shirt.