You do what you gotta do.

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: eigen
I couldnt just leave it.Everyone would have known it was me.I come here daily.
Mainly it comes down to the fact that the barristas are little hotties and I would not get to flirt with them anymore.
Lets just hope they never discover my dirty little secret.

Small problem: It's more foul in the trashcan than it is in the toilet. You pwned yourself.

 

[ZeroEffect]

i don't know weather to laugh or cry...

 

[lozina]

So now you caused the whole bathroom to stink up due to your turd in the trash?

I wished someone walked in on you carrying it, that would have been great!

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: lozina
I wished someone walked in on you carrying it, that would have been great!

:laugh:

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: eigen
I couldnt just leave it.Everyone would have known it was me.I come here daily.
Mainly it comes down to the fact that the barristas are little hotties and I would not get to flirt with them anymore.
Lets just hope they never discover my dirty little secret.

Small problem: It's more foul in the trashcan than it is in the toilet. You pwned yourself.

I actually thought about that. So I did what nuclear engineers call vitrification of waste.While I was holding my buddy in its towel...I covered him with some scented handsoap.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: eigen
I couldnt just leave it.Everyone would have known it was me.I come here daily.
Mainly it comes down to the fact that the barristas are little hotties and I would not get to flirt with them anymore.
Lets just hope they never discover my dirty little secret.

Small problem: It's more foul in the trashcan than it is in the toilet. You pwned yourself.

I actually thought about that. So I did what nuclear engineers call vitrification of waste.While I was holding my buddy in its towel...I covered him with some scented handsoap.

gawd... you can't be serious

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: eigen
I couldnt just leave it.Everyone would have known it was me.I come here daily.
Mainly it comes down to the fact that the barristas are little hotties and I would not get to flirt with them anymore.
Lets just hope they never discover my dirty little secret.

Small problem: It's more foul in the trashcan than it is in the toilet. You pwned yourself.

I actually thought about that. So I did what nuclear engineers call vitrification of waste.While I was holding my buddy in its towel...I covered him with some scented handsoap.

gawd... you can't be serious

I think maybe it was sandalwood scent.

 

[Modeps]

You're disgusting.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: eigen
I am at my local-superhip wifi enabled coffee shop (not starbucks its indy).And I feel the 3 pieces of catfish I ate earlier rumbling in my tummy.So, I go to relieve myself.The evacuation goes great then......the flush.It wont flush,It gets stopped up. Luckily there is a plunger in the bathroom.

I just stopped reading here. My supernatural actuarial ability to predict outcomes could sense it was unwise to continue.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: ZeroEffect
i don't know weather to laugh or cry...

The spelling Nazi in me is fighting to yell at you!

 

[suklee]

:laugh::laugh:

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Modeps
You're disgusting.

My thread title wasn't happy little fun things to do with your grandkids on a sunny fvcking Saturday afternoon.It was DOING WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

 

[yhelothar]

Nice. So what would you have done if your stools were chunky and watery in a dirty gas station public toilet, and it wouldn't go down?

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: Modeps
You're disgusting.

My thread title wasn't happy little fun things to do with your grandkids on a sunny fvcking Saturday afternoon.It was DOING WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

Good thing you had to do it too, eh? I'm always reaching in a toilet to pull out my dung and throwing it in the trash because it wont flush. It make perfect sense when you think about it.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Nice. So what would you have done if your stools were chunky and watery in a dirty gas station public toilet, and it wouldn't go down?

Woulda bailed.But this is different.
Hottie barristas.Cheap Chai.802.11G.Good Cake.I had too man.I just had too.I did it for my love of my coffee shop.People are always preaching about community involvement.Well I did it.I got my hands dirty, and made it a better place for you and me.

 

[IAteYourMother]

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Nice. So what would you have done if your stools were chunky and watery in a dirty gas station public toilet, and it wouldn't go down?

Woulda bailed.But this is different.
Hottie barristas.Cheap Chai.802.11G.Good Cake.I had too man.I just had too.I did it for my love of my coffee shop.People are always preaching about community involvement.Well I did it.I got my hands dirty, and made it a better place for you and me.

ooohhh! my hero!

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Nice. So what would you have done if your stools were chunky and watery in a dirty gas station public toilet, and it wouldn't go down?

Woulda bailed.But this is different.
Hottie barristas.Cheap Chai.802.11G.Good Cake.I had too man.I just had too.I did it for my love of my coffee shop.People are always preaching about community involvement.Well I did it.I got my hands dirty, and made it a better place for you and me.

ooohhh! my hero!

Dont hate the player hate the game.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

:thumbsup::Q

 

[eigen]

If yall give me a second. I will go back and take a pic of the bathroom with my camera phone.You know..so you can get a mental image.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: eigen
If yall give me a second. I will go back and take a pic of the bathroom with my camera phone.You know..so you can get a mental image.

I do not want to see your feces in a trash can. Also, if you take a picture and show us, it is no longer a mental image. We already have mental images... unfortunately.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: eigen
If yall give me a second. I will go back and take a pic of the bathroom with my camera phone.You know..so you can get a mental image.

I do not want to see your feces in a trash can. Also, if you take a picture and show us, it is no longer a mental image. We already have mental images... unfortunately.

I wasnt gonna take a picture of that.Thats icky.I was just gonna take a few quick shots of the toliet and plunger.

 

[dsfunk]

He is a Nietszchean Superman.

That's my favorite part.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: dsfunk

He is a Nietszchean Superman.

That's my favorite part.

Thanks dude.You shoulda seen the little guy fight.It was epic.It was like that scene in Platoon where William Dafoe is running after the helicopter...He is getting shot but he just keeps running.He just wanted to live.The same with the poop.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

A++++++ would read again.