You do what you gotta do.

[eigen]

I am at my local-superhip wifi enabled coffee shop (not starbucks its indy).And I feel the 3 pieces of catfish I ate earlier rumbling in my tummy.So, I go to relieve myself.The evacuation goes great then......the flush.It wont flush,It gets stopped up.Luckily there is a plunger in the bathroom.I start going at it with the fury of John Henry driving steel, but quiet as a ninja.After all that remains only one.He will not die.I plunge more .He struggles.He is a Nietszchean Superman.I am desperate.I cannot leave this in there.The bathroom use is constant and traffic in and out easily logged...I start to cry.....Eureka.A solution has presented itself.....I simply remove my friend from his watery home using a papertowel and place him in the trash.Now back to studying.

 

[amol]

ewwww, i DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT!

 

[bradruth]

I'd just walk away.

 

[FleshLight]

You need your own weekly column in a major metropolitan newspaper.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: bradruth
I'd just walk away.

meh too.

 

[Kalvin00]

Yuck.

 

[bjc112]

"I simply remove my friend"


HA HA ...

Should have just bailed out of the whole thing. No one would have known.

 

[gsaldivar]

Next time hit up a coffee shop that can afford Drano.

 

[olds]

Did you LOCK the door?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
You need your own weekly column in a major metropolitan newspaper.

Yeah, no kidding...

Are you interested in a little freelance work?

 

[Dedpuhl]

That's fvcking disgusting....

 

[BigDonJohnson]

i hate people that sh1t in public...f*ckin disgusting

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: FleshLight
You need your own weekly column in a major metropolitan newspaper.

Yeah, no kidding...

Are you interested in a little freelance work?

Yeah Sure ....

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: BigDonJohnson
i hate people that sh1t in public...f*ckin disgusting

Then stop peeking over the stall.

 

[mwtgg]

Uhh, what the fuck...

 

[CraigRT]

reminds me of tom green when he took the crap from the bathroom and gave it a home in the playhouse :thumbsup:

 

[eigen]

I couldnt just leave it.Everyone would have known it was me.I come here daily.
Mainly it comes down to the fact that the barristas are little hotties and I would not get to flirt with them anymore.
Lets just hope they never discover my dirty little secret.

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: Amol
ewwww, i DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT!

quoted for truth! :disgust:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Yuck.

For sure.

 

[xcript]

That's great.. thanks for sharing!

 

[jyates]

Would make a great Seinfield episode.

 

[Mik3y]

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: eigen
I am at my local-superhip wifi enabled coffee shop (not starbucks its indy).And I feel the 3 pieces of catfish I ate earlier rumbling in my tummy.So, I go to relieve myself.The evacuation goes great then......the flush.It wont flush,It gets stopped up.Luckily there is a plunger in the bathroom.I start going at it with the fury of John Henry driving steel, but quiet as a ninja.After all that remains only one.He will not die.I plunge more .He struggles.He is a Nietszchean Superman.I am desperate.I cannot leave this in there.The bathroom use is constant and traffic in and out easily logged...I start to cry.....Eureka.A solution has presented itself.....I simply remove my friend from his watery home using a papertowel and place him in the trash.Now back to studying.

OH

MY

GOD!

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
reminds me of tom green when he took the crap from the bathroom and gave it a home in the playhouse :thumbsup:

Man hhe just faded from the lime light. I don't hear anytyhing about him anymore. What happened to him? How is he faring with prostate cancer?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: eigen
I start going at it with the fury of John Henry driving steel, but quiet as a ninja.

your whole post is beautifully written, but this part truly touched me that's pure eloquence!