You come home from work to find your significant other in bed with someone else...

[Captante]

Take a picture for evidence in the divorce & then leave quickly (wether it was my place or not), while thanking god that I don't carry a gun!

 

[potato28]

Hmmm.... the 12 gauge would be a very nice tool of destruction in that case...

 

[91TTZ]

I'd strip buck naked and start the REVOLUTION.

 

[krunchykrome]

Kick the guy's a$$, then kick my gf/wife out and thats the end of that.

 

[Feldenak]

1) Snap a picture with my cell phone to show the lawyer later
2) Calmly and non-threatingly tell them both to leave immediately
3) Call the bank and open an account in only my name then empty the joint account into it
4) Call a lawyer
5) Call my friends and have them come into town to get me gloriously drunk

 

[BoldAsLove]

depends what the gender is..if female..i will be the first to say im hoppin on in!

 

[drum]

I would probably get Shawshanked.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

:music: I got home late this evening, stumbled up the stair
I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked in the bedroom there
My woman with a man was lyin' fast asleep
I felt a rage inside me, control I couldn't keep

I reached the dressing table, kicked away the door
I gripped the cold black metal, a loaded .44
By this time they're awake and they don't know what to do
I scream you cheatin' bitch here's what I think of you

They both pleaded for mercy, I said no way
When you do this upon me, you have no say
I treated you so real good, and this is what you do
Oh no I've finished with you, your time is through :music:

 

[thirdlegstump]

I'd assrape the dude and kick the woman out while continuing to assrape the dude yea baby!

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Captante
Take a picture for evidence in the divorce & then leave quickly (wether it was my place or not), while thanking god that I don't carry a gun!

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. - Mark Twain

Your sig makes that funny. 🙂

 

[DrPizza]

I don't know what I'd do. However, the gun cabinet is right at the entrance to the bedroom.