You can't make this stuff up.

[Unheard]

"...Ashland City Police Chief Marc Coulon said the two stole 76 BC Powders, 75 Goody’s Powders and eight condom boxes from the Shell Station, 17 Red Bull energy drinks from the Kangaroo Express and 11 bottles of Pepto Bismol from H.G. Hill..."

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Confused meth heads?

 

[StrangerGuy]

WTF can you do with 8 condom boxes?

 

[rudeguy]

Sounds like an average Tuesday night to me.....

 

[pontifex]

WTF can you do with 8 condom boxes?

lots of women?

at least we know StrangerGuy is definitely an ATOTer since he doesn't know what to do with condoms.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It was Tiger Woods. The condom boxes give it away.

 

[Lonyo]

WTF can you do with 8 condom boxes?

Drug mules?

 

[zinfamous]

WTF can you do with 8 condom boxes?

balloons for smuggling the BC powder, energy drinks, and pepto across the border?

 

[rudeguy]

Drug mules?

that would make sense if they were caught in Mexico not in the states. Or do people smuggle drugs into Mexico?

 

[ElFenix]

It was Tiger Woods. The condom boxes give it away.

no way, tiger likes his meat raw

 

[Sahakiel]

that would make sense if they were caught in Mexico not in the states. Or do people smuggle drugs into Mexico?

Strangely enough, the method also works with plane flights, concerts, sports games, anywhere with cursory checkpoints.

 

[Locut0s]

WTF are the Powders? Googling....

Are we talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BC_Powder ?

Never seen those up here.

 

[lxskllr]

WTF are the Powders? Googling....

Are we talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BC_Powder ?

Never seen those up here.

They aren't too common where I am either. I think it's kind of an old school alcoholic remedy.