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You cannot make this stuff up

Narmer

Diamond Member
If there were aliens on Mars looking down at all this, they'd probably think the time is right for an invasion.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7126411.stm

Rich US dog hiding after threats

A dog that inherited $12m (£5.8m) from late New York hotelier Leona Helmsley is in hiding after it was targeted by death threats, US media say.


Trouble, a white Maltese that belonged to the billionaire until her death in August, was flown by private jet to Florida, the New York Post reported.

It says the tiny bitch was whisked away under an assumed name after receiving about 20 threats.

Trouble is said to have earned a number of enemies due to its habit of biting.

She was taken to an undisclosed location in Florida two months ago, the newspaper said.

John Codey, who manages the dog's trust fund, told US television network CBS last week the cost of Trouble's security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000 (£145,000) a year.

Dubbed the "Queen of Mean", Mrs Helmsley stipulated in her will that her beloved dog should be buried after its death beside her and her late husband Harry, who died in 1997.

When Trouble dies, any remaining money from the pet's trust will go to the charitable foundations that inherited most of the hotel magnate's estate.

Famous for pronouncing that "only the little people pay taxes", Mrs Helmsley died of heart failure in August, aged 87.
 
Thats like the dog that worked for the Mexican police as a drug dog.
The cartels put a reward on the dog for 250,000.00 .
The dog had cost them almost 25 million in drugs it found.

The police had to put the dog in protective custody.
 
Originally posted by: paulxcook
Why the hell can a dog "own" 12 million dollars?

Yeah, I thought dogs were just property, like a couch. You can't give your couch $12M when you die, can you? How about a bowl full of fungus?
 
It wasn't given the money, but the money was put in a trust.
You can make a trust for anything you like.
You could leave all your money in a trust that says "This money is to be used for the care of my pet roach"

Then the trust is appointed an administrator that oversees the money.

John Codey, who manages the dog's trust fund, told US television network CBS last week the cost of Trouble's security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000 (£145,000) a year.

300K a year ? to care for a dog ?
Damn, I want to be that dog.
 
Originally posted by: Modelworks
It wasn't given the money, but the money was put in a trust.
You can make a trust for anything you like.
You could leave all your money in a trust that says "This money is to be used for the care of my pet roach"

Then the trust is appointed an administrator that oversees the money.

John Codey, who manages the dog's trust fund, told US television network CBS last week the cost of Trouble's security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000 (£145,000) a year.

300K a year ? to care for a dog ?
Damn, I want to be that dog.


Look at where the 300K goes... The dog doesn't have pockets. The 300K pays someone to provide security, medical care, meals, and grooming. I'll be happy to help the poor pooch out. And, I'll do it for half its current costs. For only $150,000 a year, I'll be more than happy to provide security, medical care, home-made meals, and grooming. Plus, I'll give it plenty of fenced in space to roam about freely whenever it wants.
 
Originally posted by: Narmer
Originally posted by: paulxcook
Why the hell can a dog "own" 12 million dollars?

Yeah, I thought dogs were just property, like a couch. You can't give your couch $12M when you die, can you? How about a bowl full of fungus?

Pets are not classified as mere property...this is why there are anti-cruelity laws. Much like how wives were once defined.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Modelworks
It wasn't given the money, but the money was put in a trust.
You can make a trust for anything you like.
You could leave all your money in a trust that says "This money is to be used for the care of my pet roach"

Then the trust is appointed an administrator that oversees the money.

John Codey, who manages the dog's trust fund, told US television network CBS last week the cost of Trouble's security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000 (£145,000) a year.

300K a year ? to care for a dog ?
Damn, I want to be that dog.


Look at where the 300K goes... The dog doesn't have pockets. The 300K pays someone to provide security, medical care, meals, and grooming. I'll be happy to help the poor pooch out. And, I'll do it for half its current costs. For only $150,000 a year, I'll be more than happy to provide security, medical care, home-made meals, and grooming. Plus, I'll give it plenty of fenced in space to roam about freely whenever it wants.

Or you can give me 10 times that amount (= 3 million) and I'll keep it in my 2BR apartment, feed it food from Walmart and groom by spraying with water hose in the backyard. As for security, I'll give it a tag that says dog's name on it.
 
Originally posted by: Narmer

Famous for pronouncing that "only the little people pay taxes", Mrs Helmsley died of heart failure in August, aged 87.

With comments like this im glad the old bitch is dead
 
so did you guys miss the news 2 months ago? Her will was all over the place...I think there were 3 or so threads about it here. I would say repost, but the dog in hiding is new, I think...
 
All that bitch wants to do is lick ass and hump hydrants and she gives it that kind of money. I wonder what'll happen if the dog just disappears?
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: paulxcook
Why the hell can a dog "own" 12 million dollars?

Because we have a f'ed up legal system that treats pets as humans.

More like we have fucked up lobbying groups like PETA that want animals to be our overlords.
 
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