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<< - Designed by John Romero the legendary co-creator of the Doom series Quake, and hair design for dummies.
- Two highly trained sidekicks to watch your back, or get lost and piss you the fvck off.
- More than 50 sub standard enemies to slice and dice.
- 25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize based on the same old weapons in every other godd@mn game.
- 24 huge levels that span four time periods, with loads of green lighting.
- Superior artificial intelligence, including dialogue between characters, like, "Where the fvck are my godd@mn sidekicks?"
- GL Accelerated 32 bit graphics and special real time lightning effects, did we mention the GREEN lighting.
- Killer multiplayer capabilities for free network, and low-latency internet play at www.eidosgames.com, @sshole of the internet.
- 18 Ear-numbing songs in MP3 format. >>
This was from somethingawful, by the way...
They really should pay us $5 shipping if they really want to get rid of this.
<< - Designed by John Romero the legendary co-creator of the Doom series Quake, and hair design for dummies.
- Two highly trained sidekicks to watch your back, or get lost and piss you the fvck off.
- More than 50 sub standard enemies to slice and dice.
- 25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize based on the same old weapons in every other godd@mn game.
- 24 huge levels that span four time periods, with loads of green lighting.
- Superior artificial intelligence, including dialogue between characters, like, "Where the fvck are my godd@mn sidekicks?"
- GL Accelerated 32 bit graphics and special real time lightning effects, did we mention the GREEN lighting.
- Killer multiplayer capabilities for free network, and low-latency internet play at www.eidosgames.com, @sshole of the internet.
- 18 Ear-numbing songs in MP3 format. >>
This was from somethingawful, by the way...
They really should pay us $5 shipping if they really want to get rid of this.
