You can ask the alien one question: what will you ask?

[Cerb]

Why did you let us fvck the world over in the last few hundred years? We were out of the barbarian stage for a long time...then here we are again.

 

[brxndxn]

Waazzzzzup??! (in budweiser voice)

 

[Gage8]

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
How do you produce the energy you use?

Very nice.

I don't know what is scarier, the fact that I appreciate this answer, or the fact that I'm reading this thread and seriously trying to decide on a single question in preparation for the alien to come visit me.

ditto*

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Do I get my anal probe now?

 

[Kev]

Are you REALLY an alien?



REALLY?



REALLY?

 

[element]

Originally posted by: MrYogi
what happens when a person dies?

Alien: What happens when a fruitfly dies? How about when an amoeba dies? Or bacteria? You don't think they have souls go to hell and heaven too? Why not? They are alive aren't they?

What's the difference between you and an amoeba? I'll tell you one difference. YOU have an overactive imagination that borders on insanity. When you rid yourself of your insane ways, then maybe you will be one inch closer in the light year away you are to be able to grasp any meaning out of any explainations anyone of the smart people even on earth could explain to you much less an alien.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: CoBRaXT
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I'M AN ALIEN YOU IDIOT!

You lack DISCIPLINE.

 

[FoBoT]

Do you want fries with that?

 

[broon]

Why did you chose Ibanez over Fender or Gibson? Will you ever put lyrics to any of your songs?

 

[CoolTechie]

Originally posted by: maladroit

Originally posted by: CoBRaXT
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I'M AN ALIEN YOU IDIOT!

You lack DISCIPLINE.

LOL


What.. tiime do you have?

 

[Amused]

Pop out a recorder and ask:

Please explain, in full detail, how your technology and propulsion systems work?

 

[isasir]

"Can you explain the plot of Matrix Reloaded to me?"

 

[MikeO]

"What is the meaning of the Bunny with a pancake on it's head?"

 

[anxi80]

which of the planets is the home of michael jackson ?

 

[Mallow]

I would probably want to know how to accomplish light travel.

 

[m2kewl]

"take me with you?"

 

[AnMig]

which is better INTEL or AMD ?

 

[damiano]

can you give yourslef a BJ ?

 

[Kemosabe1447]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: RossMAN
"Did you use a coupon, rebate, or price match when you bought that spaceship?" - RossMAN

Close but I'd rather ask him for the space ship Plus then without his ship he'd be stuck so he'd have to hang around while I buged the crap out of him with more questions..

What if he said no...?

 

[eakers]

bruce lee or coke?

 

[Goosemaster]

"I have a samurai sword in my left hand, and a c4 bomb in my right. Which you think I'm going to shove up your ass if you EVEN THINK about probing me?"



"punk."

 

[BooGiMaN]

why do you always capture tag and probe redneck hillbillies?

 

[oniq]

When is Duke Nukem Forever coming out?

 

[element]

What is the cure for human stupidity?


har har

 

[McCarthy]

"What's with the eye?"

What, no Futurama fans on this morning?

I'd ask how long it took them to get past their barbaric stage. And how many times they almost wiped out their home planet in the process.