You Better BEWARE...

[FettsBabe]

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses
have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the
national system. Beware of..

THE CLINTON Virus... (Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO
memory)

THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out
of an old floppy)

THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (Saves your data, but forgets where it
is stored)

THE MIKE TYSON virus... (Quits after two bytes)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to
100mb, then slowly expands to stabilize around 200MB)

THE JACK KAVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files)

THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be inserted)

THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your
processor doesn't care)

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus (Terminates some files, leaves,
but will be back)

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)

:Q:Q

 

[Adul]

hahahhaa

 

[pdo]

ROFLMAO

 

[Doggiedog]

Ahhh.. ROFLMAO

 

[snow patrol]

Scary stuff

 

[nickdakick]

Thanks FettsBabe that's the kind of laugh I just needed. Ppl around just thought I was crazy staring @ the monitor LMAOPIMP, um err they're probably right anyway.

 

[yakko]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Balt]

Amusing, although I think

THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)

is a cheap shot.

 

[FettsBabe]

I guess thats all they could come up with for him. It is cheap.

 

[Windogg]

That's for the heads up, Its going out right now to all 33,000 people in the company. I hope the CEO takes notice of my proactive action against data loss.

Windogg

 

[fdiskboy]

Good ones!

 

[toph99]

lol

 

[Frenchie]

More New Viruses Scrool 3/4 of the way down.