you are now manually breathing

[coldmeat]

and blinking?

 

[jlee]

 

[nanette1985]

i sure hope so

 

[Nintendesert]

i sure hope so

I prefer to focus my attention on more important things.

 

[nanette1985]

there's something more important than breathing?

 

[Nintendesert]

there's something more important than breathing?

I don't manually breathe though.

 

[HeXen]

 

[techs]

"This thread is full of fail."
Stephen Hawking.

 

[Daedalus685]

Stupid psychology...

 

[ShawnD1]

You are now a robot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATFxVB4JFpQ&feature=related

 

[nanette1985]

I don't manually breathe though.

i do when somebody makes me think about it

 

[Itchrelief]

Perhaps "consciously" would have been a better word.

This is probably why it's not a good idea to tell someone you're going to measure their respiratory rate before you actually go and do it.

 

[Leros]

F you OP

You now realize that your tongue is too big for your mouth.

 

[Spikesoldier]

you are now bradley manning

 

[Locut0s]

now look at me, now look at your boyfriend, now look at me...

 

[SSSnail]

You are now reposting.

 

[Jeff7]

Yawn.


No seriously. Yaaaaaawwwwn.
:sneaky:



Also, you are now itchy somewhere.
Just a slight tingly itch, ever so slightly annoying, but you don't want to scratch that little itch now, just to spite me, (yawn), even though it's now starting to get really irritating, and you really want to scratch that little itch.

 

[Leros]

Yawn.


No seriously. Yaaaaaawwwwn.
:sneaky:



Also, you are now itchy somewhere.
Just a slight tingly itch, ever so slightly annoying, but you don't want to scratch that little itch now, just to spite me, (yawn), even though it's now starting to get really irritating, and you really want to scratch that little itch.

Those both worked. I hate you.

My mind is weak

 

[destrekor]

Good news everyone! You are now reading in the voice of the Professor Hubert J Farnsworth.

 

[HAL9000]

Not so, I am HAL9000 and have no need to blink or breathe..

 

[destrekor]

Not so, I am HAL9000 and have no need to blink or breathe..

Why don't you just go ahead and take out that AE-35 and knock out your only communication line with the world?

 

[HAL9000]

Why don't you just go ahead and take out that AE-35 and knock out your only communication line with the world?

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that

 

[Locut0s]

Those both worked. I hate you.

My mind is weak

You are now reading the words that I have typed.

 

[guyver01]

and blinking?

incorrect.


breathing and blinking are autonomic responses.

you may think you're controlling your breathing... but unless you are manually sending "retract" ... "expand" ... commands to your diaphragm... it's still autonomic.

 

[destrekor]

You are now reading the words that I have typed.

Dammit!

You whore

:biggrin: