You are likely a douchebag if..........

[Vdubchaos]

Here in Southern California Audi drivers and now the new douchebags.

Weird I thought anyone within that state automatically felt into that category.

 

[SamQuint]

Weird I thought anyone within that state automatically felt into that category.

No, it takes some time for the new immigrants to California to catch up.

Also did you mean FELL not FELT right?

 

[cbrunny]

You own a cat
You think cats are better than dogs
Your e-mail address has the number 69 in it
Your e-mail address has an intentionally misspelled word
Your e-mail address is anything other than your name or nickname
On Facebook, you use your middle name as your last name
You post on Social Media about how you heart various things
You've said the phrase "What is the emoji for [emotion]?" or "I wish there was an emoji for [emotion]" or basically anything with the word emoji. It's emoticon dammit.
You have to travel to "find yourself"
You go away for Reading Week/Spring Break more than one year of college/university
You are an adult with posters on your bedroom walls

 

[cbrunny]

You text while driving
You make a phone call without a handsfree while driving

 

[Uppsala9496]

You wear North Face attire.

 

[cbrunny]

You wear North Face attire.

that made me LOL

 

[Gibsons]

Oh, the Calvin peeing sticker. Or the Calvin praying sticker, although that one's at least a little ironic.

 

[cbrunny]

You think Friends is better than Seinfeld
You are a young teacher in Ontario, or are in a teacher training program in Ontario
You suffer from resting bitch-face, but are a man
Your chest pubes are visible at the top of a button up shirt
You use the term "foodie" ever
You walk your dog without a leash in a public area
You take children to a dog park
Kale is on your shopping list often

 

[ch33zw1z]

You wear skinny jeans.

 

[CZroe]

They're EVERYWHERE here. Yet, I don't personally know anyone with a life that fits the "Salt Life" mantra.

Any time I see that (daily) I think "Gee. That person went to a beach once and wandered into a surf shop or something and want's me to think it defines them. Cute."

 

[ch33zw1z]

Never heard of Salt Life, but found this funny:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Salt+Life

 

[cbrunny]

You throw words at girls in the street

 

[slag]

Some really angry people here.

Agreed. Some people think these icons on the vehicle are directed solely towards them. If you don't like it, then don't look at it.

 

[CZroe]

You own a cat
You think cats are better than dogs
Your e-mail address has the number 69 in it
Your e-mail address has an intentionally misspelled word
Your e-mail address is anything other than your name or nickname
On Facebook, you use your middle name as your last name
You post on Social Media about how you heart various things
You've said the phrase "What is the emoji for [emotion]?" or "I wish there was an emoji for [emotion]" or basically anything with the word emoji. It's emoticon dammit.
You have to travel to "find yourself"
You go away for Reading Week/Spring Break more than one year of college/university
You are an adult with posters on your bedroom walls

You need to add "juggalo" and "420" to your email filter. Also, FYI, emoji are not emoticons. Look it up.

 

[cbrunny]

It's emoticon dammit!

 

[Ichinisan]

It's emoticon dammit!

An actual standardized character set.

Some people have "69" in their email address because it was their birth year.

 

[highland145]

...if you're posting opinions this thread. Dickheads.


I bought my wife one as a joke. She must be salt deficient because she eats it straight from the shaker. She takes the salt packet from restaurants to hoard them in her car. Strange but she's mine.

She enjoyed the joke but decided it meant 5:13.

She's pretty cool.:awe:




Oh, and I'm a cohorting asshole.:biggrin:

 

[MongGrel]

You own a cat
You think cats are better than dogs
Your e-mail address has the number 69 in it
Your e-mail address has an intentionally misspelled word
Your e-mail address is anything other than your name or nickname
On Facebook, you use your middle name as your last name
You post on Social Media about how you heart various things
You've said the phrase "What is the emoji for [emotion]?" or "I wish there was an emoji for [emotion]" or basically anything with the word emoji. It's emoticon dammit.
You have to travel to "find yourself"
You go away for Reading Week/Spring Break more than one year of college/university
You are an adult with posters on your bedroom walls

 

[Ns1]

Men who piss on the seats at public restrooms because they were too lazy to lift up the seat. Seriously, Chinese water torture using the urine of Charlie sheen after a massive drug binge is the only reasonable punishment.

 

[pete6032]

I'm sittin' here in my North Face and skinny jeans reading this thread.:whiste::'(