You are likely a douchebag if..........

[Hugo Drax]

You have metal or plastic testicles hanging on your pickup
You have a saltlife sticker on your auto.


.....????

 

[ImpulsE69]

You post on a random forum to strangers about things you find douchey...

 

[Gibsons]

 

[MongGrel]

All of the above.

 

[andylawcc]

dafuq is a salt life?

google answered. that's lame, i live in So Cal and I don't ever see one.

 

[Hugo Drax]

saltlife decals is big in florida, along with the truck nutz

 

[JulesMaximus]

I just assume that anyone with truck nuts is gay and proud and wants to tell the word about their sexual orientation.

 

[Carson Dyle]

... you call someone a "hipster".

 

[MetalMat]

Vanity Plates

 

[Ichinisan]

dafuq is a salt life?

google answered. that's lame, i live in So Cal and I don't ever see one.

They're EVERYWHERE here. Yet, I don't personally know anyone with a life that fits the "Salt Life" mantra.

 

[KlokWyze]

everyone is a douche to someone, so it's really anything.

 

[OutHouse]

Welcome to 2000, bullballs are awesome.

 

[BUTCH1]

They're EVERYWHERE here. Yet, I don't personally know anyone with a life that fits the "Salt Life" mantra.

Yup, same here you see them on trucks a lot but also on cars as well, I guess these people will have you think they spend an inordinate amount of time at the beach but chances are it's the "Hey!, I'm a cool dude you hangs at the beach",..BFD, who gives a RAT'S ASS where you spend your time, 90% probably haven't seen the beach in years. Even more annoying are the white "stick-figure" decals on peoples rear window, really? you've got 2 kids and a dog!, that's amazing!! except I give zero fucks about your family or your mini-van.

 

[Ns1]

Some really angry people here.

 

[Smoblikat]

You drive a BMW.

 

[z1ggy]

Troll random internet forums.

 

[frowertr]

I sell Salt Life apparel in my store. Loves selling those stickers and making a 3x profit!

 

[edro]

HH, Saltlife, OBX stickers
Actually, all bumper stickers; they are for high school kids.

Bumper stickers do nothing but make you a target for road rage or keying.

 

[cbrunny]

Are a Hipster
Are a Toronto Maple Leafs fan
Think society owes you anything
Choose to be unemployed
Drive to the end of an on-ramp and then cut people off
Drive on the shoulder of a highway when in traffic jam
Use an on- or off-ramp to pass someone
Don't know how to use a four way stop
Don't know how to use a roundabout
Run red lights
Wear a tie while you're shopping at a mall
Are completely blind to your own faults
Do nothing to better yourself
Vote for Justin Trudeau
Think that buying an Apple product makes you morally superior to a non-Apple user
Take pictures of your food
Post pictures of yourself on Facebook/Instagram
Think twitter is actually useful for anything
Say "I saw on Reddit..." more than once a month
Want to go to Adult Daycare
Think Farenheit is actually better than Celsius
Are a Canadian running for President of the US

Also truck nuts, as has been mentioned above.

 

[TheSlamma]

I'd say those are more 'redneck' than douchebag

 

[Smoblikat]

I'd say those are more 'redneck' than douchebag

I agree with that, its stupid but not douchey. BMW's are literally the epitome of douch-baggery though.

 

[Tim]

If you wear white framed sunglasses, you're a douchebag.

If you have a stick family on your vehicle, you're an idiot, and a douchebag.

If you have a Salt Life sticker on your vehicle, you probably wear white framed sunglasses, and therefore are a douchebag.

If you unnecessarily speed up on purpose to prevent somebody from changing lanes, you're a douchebag.

 

[mmntech]

You have metal or plastic testicles hanging on your pickup
You have a saltlife sticker on your auto.


.....????

Can we also include fart cans and after-market subwoofers to that list.

Are a Hipster
Are a Toronto Maple Leafs fan
Think society owes you anything
Choose to be unemployed
Drive to the end of an on-ramp and then cut people off
Drive on the shoulder of a highway when in traffic jam
Use an on- or off-ramp to pass someone
Don't know how to use a four way stop
Don't know how to use a roundabout
Run red lights
Wear a tie while you're shopping at a mall
Are completely blind to your own faults
Do nothing to better yourself
Vote for Justin Trudeau
Think that buying an Apple product makes you morally superior to a non-Apple user
Take pictures of your food
Post pictures of yourself on Facebook/Instagram
Think twitter is actually useful for anything
Say "I saw on Reddit..." more than once a month
Want to go to Adult Daycare
Think Farenheit is actually better than Celsius
Are a Canadian running for President of the US

Also truck nuts, as has been mentioned above.

Twitter is extremely useful if you know how to filter out all the garbage. But it has the same douchebags as the rest of the internet. Worst are the easily "outraged" folk that viciously attack anything that might possibly be deemed offensive by someone, somewhere.

Everything else I agree with. Haha, Leafs.

 

[SamQuint]

Here in Southern California Audi drivers and now the new douchebags.

 

[gierso]

If you wear white framed sunglasses, you're a douchebag.

If you have a stick family on your vehicle, you're an idiot, and a douchebag.

If you have a Salt Life sticker on your vehicle, you probably wear white framed sunglasses, and therefore are a douchebag.

If you unnecessarily speed up on purpose to prevent somebody from changing lanes, you're a douchebag.

Last one applies in Monterrey mexico