you are a nerd if....

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
get creative here guys. My old standby:

...you have touched more motherboards than you have boobies.

LOL how did i miss this... AHAH

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

<< guilty on all counts!

Same here except for the neon fans

 

[Otaking]

Added my wife:

"if you complete that sentence"

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Otaking
Added my wife:

"if you complete that sentence"

Does that make you wife a nerd? She completed it.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: blazert40

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

<< guilty on all counts!

Same here except for the neon fans

Neon fan users are not nerds. REAL nerds don't have any "cosmetic" modifications on their PC whatsoever. Unfortunately, this means that most of ATOT is in the realm of poserdom.

 

[chrisms]

if you start saying "LOL" instead of laughing

 

[shortylickens]

According to all the above charecteristics, I am not a nerd.
(Except for the Anime Smut jerkoff thing. But I only did that once. Every month.)

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
you know what RAM stands for

how so?

 

[keeleysam]

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

Well fvck I match every one!

 

[yoda291]

... you're > 21 yrs old and even looking at a girl turns you into a stuttering idiot.
... get more excited about squeezing 10% more performance from a set of DB queries than meeting new people
... know the lyrics to more than 12 flash songs.
... can play the star wars/star trek theme songs using nothing but wine glasses and a jug of water
... can differentiate between an intel and amd based system from nothing more than seeing a mouse cursor move.

 

[Rebasxer]

Originally posted by: Otaking
"omg neon genesis evangelion is the bestest anime evar"

/thread

Eva really is rather good

But anyhow

If the closest thing you have to girlfriend ends in .jpg

 

[imthebadguy]

Originally posted by: chrisms
if you start saying "LOL" instead of laughing

hahah i do this, say ROFLMAO too

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: blazert40

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

<< guilty on all counts!

Same here except for the neon fans

Neon fan users are not nerds. REAL nerds don't have any "cosmetic" modifications on their PC whatsoever. Unfortunately, this means that most of ATOT is in the realm of poserdom.

:shocked: NooOOoOO!! this means I'm PRETENDING to be a nerd!?!!!! AGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!

:Q

 

[Jeff7181]

I meet a lot of these criteria.

 

[rudeguy]

and it goes up....

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: blazert40

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

<< guilty on all counts!

Same here except for the neon fans

Neon fan users are not nerds. REAL nerds don't have any "cosmetic" modifications on their PC whatsoever. Unfortunately, this means that most of ATOT is in the realm of poserdom.

I've got no fans...just a giant tower w/ window & watercooling

 

[walla]

you post on slashdot to complain the news is no longer for nerds, nor stuff that matters.

 

[Beefy6969]

...if you play World of Warcraft 24/7.
...if have a USB flash drive on your keychain.
...if you type l33t.

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
get creative here guys. My old standby:

...you have touched more motherboards than you have boobies.

Damn it.... damn it all to hell...

R

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: invalidiuser
Mod and Build your own pc

Have tons of left over pc parts

Is a member of ATOT

Be the first one to get calls when a family member is having a pc problem

Have more then 2 neon fans in your system

Have more then 2 PC at home

<< guilty on all counts!

Who the heck needs neon fans.
Also, i could use another monitor for my rig, 2 just doesn't cut it.

 

[Beefy6969]

I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

 

[KarenMarie]

if in real life... you think and speak in acroynms

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

you understand the acronym in KarenMarie's sig and know what each part refers to.

Bonus nerdity if you can remember when they started being used

Double bonus if you can remember when they started being censored

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Beefy6969
I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

LMAO

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: Beefy6969
I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

I have an even harder time undoing the pants. Don't worry, practice makes perfect.