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Yoda Auditions For Movie Parts

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Recent transcripts of Yoda reading for parts of a number of famous movies have been discovered. See if you can guess what movie he was auditioning for...

Edit: Correct Answers Added (#13 is still unanswered)

1. "Orders we follow, son. Orders we follow, or die people do. Simple it is. Clear, are we?" A Few Good Men

2. "Smart Jedi I am not, but know what love is I do." Forest Gump

3. "Alive five is! Alive five is!" Short Circuit

4. "Of all the cantinas in all the towns in all the Dagobah system, walk into mine she does." Casablanca

5. "Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Better care of your teeth you should take. Bad cavity have you there." Marathon Man

6. "Back I will be." The Terminator

7. "Number three: never, never, never say you, 'Right back I will be.' Because be back you won't." Scream

8. "Doing here what are you? Out in a land speeder you should be, bird-dogging droids and banging womprat." One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

9. "Funny how am I? Clown am I like? Amuse you I do? Make you laugh I do?" Goodfellas

10. "What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?" Dirty Harry

11. "An animal I am not." The Elephant Man

12. "Hah-hoo!" Scent of a Woman

13. "Man of karate I am. Bruise on the inside karate men do."

14. "Catch us they won't. On a mission from the Emperor we are." Blues Brothers

15. "Sell not yourself short, Jawa, a tremendous slouch you are." Caddyshack

16. "Reason to kill nobody, reckon I have not, mm hmm." Sling Blade

17. "The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not." Usual Suspects

18. "Grow old we won't and die we won't never." Cocoon

19. "Call that a light saber you do? A light saber be that not.... A light saber THIS is!" Crocodile Dundee

20. "Be telling me not about foot massages, the Jedi-fvcking-master I am!" Pulp Fiction
 
2. "Smart Jedi I am not, but know what love is I do."
Forrest Gump

4. "Of all the cantinas in all the towns in all the Dagobah system, walk into mine she does."
Raiders of the lost ark?

6. "Back I will be."
Terminator

10. "What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?"
I know what movie this is, but can't think of it's name.. old western....

17. "The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not."
I think this referenced satan originally, but don't remember where it's from.

19. "Call that a light saber you do? A light saber be that not.... A light saber THIS is!"
Crocodile Dundee 🙂


 
Originally posted by: notfred

17. "The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not."
I think this referenced satan originally, but don't remember where it's from.
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Usual Suspects
 
Originally posted by: notfred
10. "What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?"
I know what movie this is, but can't think of it's name.. old western....
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Western?

Nope

 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: notfred
10. "What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?"
I know what movie this is, but can't think of it's name.. old western....
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Western?

Nope
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Dirty Harry.

For some reason I associate Clint Eastwood w/ westerns
 
3. "Alive five is! Alive five is!"
Short Circuit

4. "Of all the cantinas in all the towns in all the Dagobah system, walk into mine she does."
Casablanca

6. "Back I will be."
Pick an Arnie movie.

9. "Funny how am I? Clown am I like? Amuse you I do? Make you laugh I do?"
Goodfellas

10. "What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?"
Dirty Harry or Magnum Force

11. "An animal I am not."
The Elephant Man

12. "Hah-hoo!"
Scent of a Woman

14. "Catch us they won't. On a mission from the Emperor we are."
The Blues Brothers

19. "Call that a light saber you do? A light saber be that not.... A light saber THIS is!"
Crocodile Dundee
 
Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence
Originally posted by: notfred

17. "The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not."
I think this referenced satan originally, but don't remember where it's from.
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Usual Suspects
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That was a good movie....I can't get over how cool it is...man!
 
5 clues for 5 remaining quotes (not in order)

The following people were each in one (or more?) of the movies:


Billy Bob Thornton
Eddie Murphy
Jack Nicholson
Wilford Brimley
Dustin Hoffman
 
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