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YO momma's so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

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deftron

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Anyone got good ones >?



YO mama so poor she had to put something in layaway at the dollar store ...


YO momma is so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass
 
You are so poor . . .
When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!
 
Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yo mama is such a slut she can suck start a harley

EDIT: VROOM 😀
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WTF is a suck start ?
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i guess sucking the exhaust?

i dunno i heard it a long time ago...come on its a yo mama joke...does it have to be completely logical?
 
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yo mama is such a slut she can suck start a harley

EDIT: VROOM 😀
Click to expand...

WTF is a suck start ?
Click to expand...

i guess sucking the exhaust?

i dunno i heard it a long time ago...come on its a yo mama joke...does it have to be completely logical?
Click to expand...


I think somewhat logical would be good
 
Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yo mama is such a slut she can suck start a harley

EDIT: VROOM 😀
Click to expand...

WTF is a suck start ?
Click to expand...

i guess sucking the exhaust?

i dunno i heard it a long time ago...come on its a yo mama joke...does it have to be completely logical?
Click to expand...


I think somewhat logical would be good
Click to expand...

well then...does the dollar store have a layaway department? 😛
 
Yo mamma so fat, I could take her to the beach and sell shade,

Yo mamma so fat, that when she was lying on the beach, PETA showed up and tried to roll her back in.

Yo Mamma so fat, that we had to hold a bag of fries in front of her while greasing her thighs just to get her under the Golden Arches.

Yo mamma so fat, to have sex with her, you have to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.

Yo mamma so fat, you slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
 
YO mama so fat ... Golden Corral had to change the sign from "all you can eat" to
"all you can eat except for YO fat ass mama"







 
Yo momma so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of HER!

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a penny and squeezed a booger out of Abraham Lincoln's nose!
 
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Yo momma so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of HER!

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a penny and squeezed a booger out of Abraham Lincoln's nose!
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Yo momma so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of HER!

10/10
 
Yo momma's so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs and they said BOULEVARD!

Yo momma's so fat, she's got 3 smaller mommas in orbit around her!
 
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