yo momma joke

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Yo momma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

Yo momma is the drummer for Def Leppard!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Yo mamma has one leg and she says "let's kick it".

Yo mamma has no teeth and she said "pass the cornuts".

 

[Nab]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

lol, this was funnier than the joke.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

Don't kid yourself. Yours wasn't any better.

 

[Corporate Thug]

you mama is like UCLA football: every year she's owned by trojans

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
you mama is like UCLA football: every year she's owned by trojans

That's funny since I went to USC. :thumbsup:

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

Don't kid yourself. Yours wasn't any better.

You mean "you'res"?

 

[HN]

yo momma's so fat, you can see what's behind her because she bends the light around her.

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

Don't kid yourself. Yours wasn't any better.

You mean "you'res"?

Yours - possesive
You'res - You ares?

 

[lrad50]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

HAHAH
totally agree

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: MBentz

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

Don't kid yourself. Yours wasn't any better.

You mean "you'res"?

Yours - possesive
You'res - You ares?

it was a tongue-in-cheek correction mocking the previous "you're."

did i kill it?

 

[reverend boltron]

Yo' momma's so fat, she has 3 smaller mommas in orbit around her!

ZING!!!

 

[91TTZ]

Yo momma's so old that when I told that spandex-wearing skank to act her age, the bitch dropped dead.

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Yo momma's so old that when I told that spandex-wearing skank to act her age, the bitch dropped dead.

That's not funny or clever.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Yo momma's so old that when I told that spandex-wearing skank to act her age, the bitch dropped dead.

That's not funny or clever.

Sorry. Tell your mom that I'm sorry for offending her.

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Yo momma's so old that when I told that spandex-wearing skank to act her age, the bitch dropped dead.

That's not funny or clever.

Sorry. Tell your mom that I'm sorry for offending her.

She says it's okay.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JDrake
Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

WTF? Seriously... was that necessary? Fvcking asshole.

No, it was needed. You're jokes were very poor.

Don't kid yourself. Yours wasn't any better.

I guess it was...I got it off a "Top 10 Yo Mamma Jokes" list

 

[Scarpozzi]

At least I have a mama, all you got is 2 dads and a chemistry set!!! SMACK!

 

[ITJunkie]

yo momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a mud puddle to get a drink of water...

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Koing
Yo momma so fat when she is on top having sex she burns her ass on the lightbulb

Koing

omg..now that's funny.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

 

[Barfo]

0/10

 

[Scarpozzi]

Your mama's like a racetrack, everybody burns rubber.