yo momma joke

JDrake

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Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
So are we now doing "yo momma" :confused:
I heard yours as a yo momma joke before
"She's so big when God said 'let there be light'.. there wasn't"
 

Koing

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Yo momma is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers in one night (or how ever the hell it is suppose to go :p)

Yo momma is so fat when she wear high heels she can strike oil

Koing
 

CKent

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:music: Yo momma is so big and fat that she could get busy with 22 burritos
And when times are rough
I've seen her in the back of Taco Bell in handcuffs :music:
 

Koing

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Yo momma so fat when she is on top having sex she burns her ass on the lightbulb

Koing
 

BooGiMaN

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Yo momma so fat ..when she sits around the house..she sits AROUND the house...

yo momma so fat she sat on a dolla and made change...cha ching!

yo momma so old she farts mummy dust!
 

her209

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Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection runs away.

Yo momma is so stupid she paid $2.00 for a $0.99 Happy Meal.

Yo momma legs so hairy that when she gave birth to you, you got rug burned.
 

Trikat

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Originally posted by: jtvang125
Yo momma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

Haha, this one deserves a 8/10 or higher! :D
But the and should be a so instead.
 

thebigdude

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yo momma is so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo momma is so stupid when i said it was chili outside she went and got a bowl
 

her209

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Yo momma is so stupid I told her a "yo momma" joke and she thought I was talking about her.
 

her209

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Yo momma is so stupid she thinks there's only one month out of the twelve with 28 days.
 

Fritzo

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My favorite one of all time is:

Yo momma is so fat she whistles in BASS



Heheheheh....then after you say it go WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D