yo momma joke

[JDrake]

your momma's so nasty that I talked to her on the internet and got a virus

 

[RapidSnail]

ban/10

 

[imported_Trippin315]

crotch critters?

 

[SurgicalShark]

So are we now doing "yo momma"

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
So are we now doing "yo momma"

I heard yours as a yo momma joke before
"She's so big when God said 'let there be light'.. there wasn't"

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

lol, this was funnier than the joke.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

lol, this was funnier than the joke.

Text

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
So are we now doing "yo momma"

I thought everyone was already doing "yo mamma"
Oh, snap.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
So are we now doing "yo momma"

I thought everyone was already doing "yo mamma"
Oh, snap.

:laugh: trippin315 > surgicalshark

 

[SurgicalShark]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
ban/10

touche

 

[Koing]

Yo momma is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers in one night (or how ever the hell it is suppose to go )

Yo momma is so fat when she wear high heels she can strike oil

Koing

 

[jtvang125]

Yo momma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

 

[CKent]

:music: Yo momma is so big and fat that she could get busy with 22 burritos
And when times are rough
I've seen her in the back of Taco Bell in handcuffs :music:

 

[Koing]

Yo momma so fat when she is on top having sex she burns her ass on the lightbulb

Koing

 

[ballmode]

0/100000000000

 

[BooGiMaN]

Yo momma so fat ..when she sits around the house..she sits AROUND the house...

yo momma so fat she sat on a dolla and made change...cha ching!

yo momma so old she farts mummy dust!

 

[her209]

Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection runs away.

Yo momma is so stupid she paid $2.00 for a $0.99 Happy Meal.

Yo momma legs so hairy that when she gave birth to you, you got rug burned.

 

[maddogchen]

yo momma is so fat, when God said "let there be light"

he shoved your momma aside

 

[Trikat]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Yo momma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

Haha, this one deserves a 8/10 or higher!
But the and should be a so instead.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Trikat

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Yo momma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

Haha, this one deserves a 8/10 or higher!
But the and should be a so instead.

 

[thebigdude]

yo momma is so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo momma is so stupid when i said it was chili outside she went and got a bowl

 

[her209]

Yo momma is so stupid I told her a "yo momma" joke and she thought I was talking about her.

 

[her209]

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks there's only one month out of the twelve with 28 days.

 

[JDrake]

Yo momma is so stupid she named her kid her209

 

[Fritzo]

My favorite one of all time is:

Yo momma is so fat she whistles in BASS



Heheheheh....then after you say it go WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO