yo chemists, answer me dis

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: Cogman
It is quite simplistic really, it involves the concocting of Casimir forces and their interaction with electromagnetic pulsar waves. Once the proton enters a faux state of existence, the flux of the valance electron enters an exponential state. It really has everything to do with the non-linear regression of the multiple inheritances of a body class. If you quick sort the data all the information become immediately available. (that is assuming you are using a pipelined processor)

Feel free to google any word you didn't understand.

What does that have to do with soap?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
how come peepz say wet soap be make slippery but iz like impossble to get dem hairs offit?

i no sum peeps dun really no y it happen so much cuz they aint hairy much like i n i don got lot money to do dat brazil wax stuff, it be mad bogglin tryin to get it out ya no, look gross wit it on an not like i kant stop usin soap, esp if i want to save toilet paper from doin da #2

if ya kan help me git dat stuff off eazy an not waste any soap (like peeling off top with knife), be mad respectin

kthx

Originally when this account was started, the posts were coherent. Anyone can search and see this. In February, you were warned to knock the crap off & given a short vacation. Now, it's a longer vacation. Next time, we may consider that the original rcxEric's account has been hijacked. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

NOOOOOOOO!
He is the coolest dude on the internet!

 

[gooseman]

My vote is that he is just a fuckin nutsack.

 

[Gothgar]

lol wut

 

[Killmenow]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
BTW, OP is being serious. Look at his other posts. He really does talk like taht.

http://forums.anandtech.com/se...FTVAR_RESULTTYPE=posts

If you manage to read past his cryptic linguistic skills, some of these posts are legitimately ingenious (for example, his cheap alternative to patenting would probably actually work).

Since noone's actually tried staying on topic, here's my feeble attempt at communicating with the OP:

i no chemist but wat ya gota do n stuff iz boil da soap n hairs an everytin wit sum tempeh, ranmen, and orange juiz. da acids in juice wud attract teh hairs of dem soap, an den u juz take soap out n eat noodles. hair gives extra proteen and rougher texture (very pleasurable in mouth), even mor dan tempeh, n since der wuz some of da dirty soap in brooth u dun need to add teh salt. Dun worry about da number 2 stuck on da soap cuz boiling evertin kills da germs. If you wan mor flava, sprinkle sum curry powder on top. uze indian currry, esp if u dun wan ta wast too much soap juz dry off an iz clean, no chunks. iz how we do in teh north

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: TehMac
hai man, i kno rite, toally ricidiculous i m tyrin to figger it out too, i dun tink it look grsos tho, looks kidna cool imo.

hoep u get da anwser u were looking for.

A+ excellent imitation

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
BTW, OP is being serious. Look at his other posts. He really does talk like taht.

http://forums.anandtech.com/se...FTVAR_RESULTTYPE=posts

I'll try to communicate with it:


YO DAWG PRIDE HOOD OLDSMOBILE CADILLAC 22 RIMS GLOCK POW SHIZZAM 50 CENT MONEY YA WORD, NA MEAN?

Fo Shizzle, mah Nizzle!

 

[AstroManLuca]

wat

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: Killmenow

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
BTW, OP is being serious. Look at his other posts. He really does talk like taht.

http://forums.anandtech.com/se...FTVAR_RESULTTYPE=posts

If you manage to read past his cryptic linguistic skills, some of these posts are legitimately ingenious (for example, his cheap alternative to patenting would probably actually work).

Since noone's actually tried staying on topic, here's my feeble attempt at communicating with the OP:

i no chemist but wat ya gota do n stuff iz boil da soap n hairs an everytin wit sum tempeh, ranmen, and orange juiz. da acids in juice wud attract teh hairs of dem soap, an den u juz take soap out n eat noodles. hair gives extra proteen and rougher texture (very pleasurable in mouth), even mor dan tempeh, n since der wuz some of da dirty soap in brooth u dun need to add teh salt. Dun worry about da number 2 stuck on da soap cuz boiling evertin kills da germs. If you wan mor flava, sprinkle sum curry powder on top. uze indian currry, esp if u dun wan ta wast too much soap juz dry off an iz clean, no chunks. iz how we do in teh north

Peter Noone's always been on topic, and this knucklehead is no Peter Noone!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

42

 

[SunnyD]

Despite the lulz... it actually is a good question that I never quite gave much thought to yet experienced many times. Why the hell is it so damn hard to get hairs off a bar of soap?

 

[KeithTalent]

Good grief OP

KT

 

[isekii]

he's trying to be too much like Ali G

 

[geno]

See what happened? You all reacted to him and encouraged this crap :frown:

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: rcxEric

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Yo man u shud no that this be a crib that brain geeks hang in. On'y a few us speak yo tung, so u betta adjust.

i be speakin english bro, but i no sum peeps might have trouble or juz gotta be haters but iz cool. my man lil jamal uzed ta chek over my writin n teach me writin in ye olde style like curly letter n stuff, but he in jail 4 tryin to teef a mac computer, so dis all ya got till he out in 3 month but i'z readin book n shit so no worries

mabe i post sum book talk later when i finish

Okay, the OP was lame but I give this reply 8/10.

I'd have to give it a 9/10. This thread has brought me to tears from laughing. Mods please don't ban the OP he rulz yo!

 

[Atheus]

That totally did not deserve a ban. He's just trying to be funny. What harm does it do? It's not like he spams the forum constantly or insults people or even swears much.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: isekii
he's trying to be too much like Ali G

yeah it's just an Ali-G rip off. I guess some of you haven't seen the show.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: isekii
he's trying to be too much like Ali G

yeah it's just an Ali-G rip off. I guess some of you haven't seen the show.

I thought the same.. especially with the 'mad bogglin' line

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: isekii
he's trying to be too much like Ali G

yeah it's just an Ali-G rip off. I guess some of you haven't seen the show.

I thought the same.. especially with the 'mad bogglin' line

Classic one.

 

[rasczak]

WAT DA FUK?