yo chemists, answer me dis

[rcxEric]

how come peepz say wet soap be make slippery but iz like impossble to get dem hairs offit?

i no sum peeps dun really no y it happen so much cuz they aint hairy much like i n i don got lot money to do dat brazil wax stuff, it be mad bogglin tryin to get it out ya no, look gross wit it on an not like i kant stop usin soap, esp if i want to save toilet paper from doin da #2

if ya kan help me git dat stuff off eazy an not waste any soap (like peeling off top with knife), be mad respectin

kthx

Originally when this account was started, the posts were coherent. Anyone can search and see this. In February, you were warned to knock the crap off & given a short vacation. Now, it's a longer vacation. Next time, we may consider that the original rcxEric's account has been hijacked. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

 

[n7]

no

 

[AreaCode707]

So do you have a translator that you run your posts through to make them look that illiterate or is it sheer talent?

 

[JMapleton]

fo sizzle

 

[destrekor]

:laugh:

 

[TehMac]

hai man, i kno rite, toally ricidiculous i m tyrin to figger it out too, i dun tink it look grsos tho, looks kidna cool imo.

hoep u get da anwser u were looking for.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yo no hablo jive hommes.

 

[Colt45]

pube soapbar fail?

 

[RESmonkey]

BTW, OP is being serious. Look at his other posts. He really does talk like taht.

http://forums.anandtech.com/se...FTVAR_RESULTTYPE=posts

I'll try to communicate with it:


YO DAWG PRIDE HOOD OLDSMOBILE CADILLAC 22 RIMS GLOCK POW SHIZZAM 50 CENT MONEY YA WORD, NA MEAN?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Yo man u shud no that this be a crib that brain geeks hang in. On'y a few us speak yo tung, so u betta adjust.

 

[IronWing]

Sometimes they get lazy and don't get all the hair off 'em before they make 'em into soap.

 

[rcxEric]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Yo man u shud no that this be a crib that brain geeks hang in. On'y a few us speak yo tung, so u betta adjust.

i be speakin english bro, but i no sum peeps might have trouble or juz gotta be haters but iz cool. my man lil jamal uzed ta chek over my writin n teach me writin in ye olde style like curly letter n stuff, but he in jail 4 tryin to teef a mac computer, so dis all ya got till he out in 3 month but i'z readin book n shit so no worries

mabe i post sum book talk later when i finish

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
So do you have a translator that you run your posts through to make them look that illiterate or is it sheer talent?

I maintain my position that he is actually a female 12 year old asian programmer.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: rcxEric

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Yo man u shud no that this be a crib that brain geeks hang in. On'y a few us speak yo tung, so u betta adjust.

i be speakin english bro, but i no sum peeps might have trouble or juz gotta be haters but iz cool. my man lil jamal uzed ta chek over my writin n teach me writin in ye olde style like curly letter n stuff, but he in jail 4 tryin to teef a mac computer, so dis all ya got till he out in 3 month but i'z readin book n shit so no worries

mabe i post sum book talk later when i finish

Okay, the OP was lame but I give this reply 8/10.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
So do you have a translator that you run your posts through to make them look that illiterate or is it sheer talent?

I maintain my position that he is actually a female 12 year old asian programmer.

LOL

 

[mb]

mah bawls!

 

[Cogman]

It is quite simplistic really, it involves the concocting of Casimir forces and their interaction with electromagnetic pulsar waves. Once the proton enters a faux state of existence, the flux of the valance electron enters an exponential state. It really has everything to do with the non-linear regression of the multiple inheritances of a body class. If you quick sort the data all the information become immediately available. (that is assuming you are using a pipelined processor)

Feel free to google any word you didn't understand.

 

[nonameo]

Bean farts don't smell.

 

[Paratus]

I believe he is using Gizoogle

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

I've said it before, and I'm serious. Read his posts with a Jamaican accent, and it makes sense while sounding awesome.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I've said it before, and I'm serious. Read his posts with a Jamaican accent, and it makes sense while sounding awesome.

WIN!!!
Also, end every paragraph with "Mon".

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
BTW, OP is being serious. Look at his other posts. He really does talk like taht.

http://forums.anandtech.com/se...FTVAR_RESULTTYPE=posts

I'll try to communicate with it:


YO DAWG PRIDE HOOD OLDSMOBILE CADILLAC 22 RIMS GLOCK POW SHIZZAM 50 CENT MONEY YA WORD, NA MEAN?

After reading his first posts, I'm convinced of one of the following.

1. His account has been hijacked. In the beginning, he forms coherent sentences and some where along the line he starts speakin' gangsta.
2. He is doing it to be annoying. (for the lolz)
3. He has a retarded child, brother, aunt, next door neighbor that he shares the account with.
4. He has recently suffered a massive head injury.

My prognosis is that we either

A. constantly make fun of him
or
B. Ignore him completely.

 

[Vic]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Use liquid soap.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Well der yung feller, I say I say, dat der soap got you in a fix does it boy? Well I reckon' dat der problem culd be a fixed if'n you jus stop washin yo ass fer a spell. I figure summa is almost here so you culd just dunk yo ass in the rivah a few time a week.