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Here is one of my favorites Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, died and went to heaven
>>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said
"I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>>God said, "Ah yes."
>>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
>> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble
too much.
>> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the
exhaust.
>> And finally,
>> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>>"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."
>>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results.
>>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.
>>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men
are riding my invention than yours
Corporation, died and went to heaven
>>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said
"I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>>God said, "Ah yes."
>>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
>> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble
too much.
>> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the
exhaust.
>> And finally,
>> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>>"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."
>>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results.
>>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.
>>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men
are riding my invention than yours
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