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yet another joke thread

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Shouldn't the question be, "What did the little mermaid wear to her math class?"

I like tasteless puns so 6/10.
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yeah that would make it a little more bearable... :thumbsup:
 
The first one is still a 0/10. the other attempt are above 0, but they arent strong enough to save the thread. i would let it die instead of using up all your "good" jokes trying to save it.
 
this is better:

The Love Dress
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A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, ?What the hell are you doing??

?I'm wearing my love dress,? responds the daughter-in-law, ?We haven't made love in a long time.?

So the mother-in-law says, ?Hm, maybe I should try that.?

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, ?What the ****** are you doing??

?I'm wearing my love dress,? says the wife.

?Well,? responds the husband, ?it needs to be ironed.?
 
Originally posted by: randay
The first one is still a 0/10. the other attempt are above 0, but they arent strong enough to save the thread. i would let it die instead of using up all your "good" jokes trying to save it.
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one more. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
 
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