Albert Einstein died and went to heaven. He sees some people in the distance and approaches them.
Einstein introduces himself to the first person and asks him, "What is your IQ?" to which the man replies "234". "That's wonderful!" exclaims Einstein. "We can discuss the Theory of Relativity!"
Next Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers "142". "That's great!" exclaims Einstein. "We can discuss art!"
Einstein then introduces himself to the final man, and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers somewhat dejectedly, "only 90". Einstein looks at the man for a moment and then asks, "So, how are things in Washington?"
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Another Einstein joke:
Einstein and his driver:
The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to Einstein that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times. So at the next stop on the tour, Einstein & the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back, in the driver's uniform. The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back could answer it...'
Einstein introduces himself to the first person and asks him, "What is your IQ?" to which the man replies "234". "That's wonderful!" exclaims Einstein. "We can discuss the Theory of Relativity!"
Next Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers "142". "That's great!" exclaims Einstein. "We can discuss art!"
Einstein then introduces himself to the final man, and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers somewhat dejectedly, "only 90". Einstein looks at the man for a moment and then asks, "So, how are things in Washington?"
😀
Another Einstein joke:
Einstein and his driver:
The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to Einstein that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times. So at the next stop on the tour, Einstein & the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back, in the driver's uniform. The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back could answer it...'
