Yet another "flash mob" destroys a business...

[KDOG]

But of course it would mean to say the owners should have the right to permanetly drop these assholes when they start doing this crap, you know, cuz these are just poor oppressed people who need to behave this way to vent....

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/pack-of-teens-trash-dunkin-donuts-20110523-lgf

 

[zinfamous]

that's not really a flash mob, is it?

 

[Ninjahedge]

Hmmm, should I click tohe link for a story that seems SO "fair and balanced" from "myfoxny.com".........


Maybe later when I need something to help me spit up something I am gagging on....

 

[Drako]

So, now looting is considered a flash mob?

 

[KGB]

Sugar and caffeine addictions are the worst.

BTW, ... a $2K hot chocolate machine doth not a business make.

 

[shopbruin]

That's not a flash mob. That's teenagers being idiots.

 

[joesmoke]

damn those java based acts of violence!!

 

[KaOTiK]

404 flash mob not found

 

[Krazy4Real]

Has it been mentioned that this was not a flash mob?

 

[Zeze]

How is this a flash mob?

 

[Arcadio]

Adobe Flash Mob not found..

 

[airdata]

yeah... flash mob this isn't. just a group of unruly kids stealing and vandalizing a donut store.

I've seen alot of places that are close to schools post signs allowing only a few teens in the store at a time and no back packs.

 

[Jeeebus]

You know Perk and the other mods are just hovering their fingers over the ban button waiting for the first person to take the bait on this one.

PS - don't think this has been mentioned, but does this qualify as a flash mob**?


**Legal disclaimer: The word "mob" in no way should be interpreted as referring to any particular race, gender, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. The foregoing post is not a challenge to moderator authority and is made entirely in jest. Please dear God do not ban me.

 

[Saint Nick]

A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire.[2][3] Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral emails.[4][5][6][7][8][9] The term, coined in 2003, is generally not applied to events and performances organized for the purposes of politics (such as protests), commercial advertisement, publicity stunts that involve public relation firms, or paid professionals.[6][10][11]

 

[LookBehindYou]

So.....I think you posted the wrong link, not seeing a flash mob. Don't know if anyone has mentioned it, just figured i'd give you a heads up.

 

[illusion88]

A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire.

Destruction of a business is neither entertainment nor satirical.

 

[Drako]

So.....I think you posted the wrong link, not seeing a flash mob. Don't know if anyone has mentioned it, just figured i'd give you a heads up.

He was just quoting the first sentence of the article, so give the OP a break .

 

[Saint Nick]

Destruction of a business is neither entertainment nor satirical.

Better go edit the Wikipedia page. Oh, wait, whats the point, it'll get changed back five seconds later, anyways.

Fuck Wikipedia.

 

[nick1985]

Did anyone else not see a flash mob?

 

[SP33Demon]

I'd hire a bouncer.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Did anyone else not see a flash mob?

OP may not be aware that none of us can see the article about a flash mob. Someone should let him know...

 

[dabuddha]

Should have shot those retard kids. Don't need trash like that ever creating offspring.

 

[zinfamous]

NITT: a flash mob.

 

[Numenorean]

I just came in here to tell you that this isn't a flash mob. Ya know, in case nobody said that yet.

 

[SirStev0]

I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to use a Flash Mob to cover up a robbery. Like Rob a bank and then run out side where a Flash Mob has formed all wearing the same outfits as you and you just disappear in the huge crowd.

Sounds like the cold opening to a Jerry Bruckheimer film.