Yet another Bathroom Etiquette thread

[Mr N8]

So, I'm sitting peacefully at my desk in the basement, when the phone rings. I had just gotten a -15 on Crazy Golf, and the day was looking to be a winner. The trash cans were empty, the hallways were clean, and nobody had spilled anything in the cafeteria. Anyway, apparently there was a horrible smell coming from the men's room. So, I grab my handy cart and get on the elevator. I opened the men's room door, and the place is literally filled with schit!. My god, there must have been 2 miles worth of that stuff to clean up. I've got it all over me, and I had to flush over 500 times to get rid of it all, not to mention the 34 times I had to use the plunger.

You would think people would have a little courtesy when using the employee restrooms. The guy even left his shorts in the stall. If I find out who it was, I'm leaving this last bucket on the floor of his cubicle, tonight.

 

[PanzerIV]

Man, I really hope you're joking and this is a parody thread of some type. If not that is disgusting and the guy who did it is very disturbed!

 

[UglyCasanova]

Copied from another thread, but true story that happened to me. Rather proud of it I might add.


I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Copied from another thread, but true story that happened to me. Rather proud of it I might add.


I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.

ok...making $5.35 an hour, if i saw that i would turn around and clock back out and walk to the next store and submit an application

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Copied from another thread, but true story that happened to me. Rather proud of it I might add.


I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.

Damn, kinda makes me realize all that money I spent on college was worth it.

 

[K1052]

Three words: Colostomy bag explosion.

<-----Sooooooooooooooo glad not to work with the public anymore.

 

[moshquerade]

men are pigs

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
<story, yadda yada>

ok...making $5.35 an hour, if i saw that i would turn around and clock back out and walk to the next store and submit an application

Technically that's a health hazard, a severe one, and not something a minimum wage earner should be dealing with. You might have even been entitled to hazard pay.

 

[skace]

I don't have any stories as good as that. But, as a busboy, boy did I dread st patricks day. I remember one year, the hot hostess escorted me into the female bathroom with a smile on her face. And then as we got near the sink, she opened the last stall and I saw the most horrorific thing that I've ever had to deal with. Some chick had like projectile vomited green beer and half-eaten nachos all over the stall. The walls, the floor, the toilet, the ceiling.

Oh man that day sucked....

 

[flexy]

And i thought MY job is SH*T

 

[Ikonomi]

I can't believe it! That's disgusting. I mean, what kind of low life wears shorts at work?

*runs away*

 

[MrDingleDangle]

haha I was with my g/f once at school and she went in to use the bathroom and she came running out 2 seconds after going in and i smelled a horrid stench coming from behind her...some girl had shat all over one of the stalls...it was as if she got there got ready to go and just missed the toilet...

for some reason it was much worse knowing a girl did it

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
haha I was with my g/f once at school and she went in to use the bathroom and she came running out 2 seconds after going in and i smelled a horrid stench coming from behind her...some girl had shat all over one of the stalls...it was as if she got there got ready to go and just missed the toilet...

for some reason it was much worse knowing a girl did it

That's because girls hold it in. Deep down we all know that; that's why girls don't fart. And when you hold it in it just gets worse and worse and worse, until... bleah.

 

[brtspears2]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I can't believe it! That's disgusting. I mean, what kind of low life wears shorts at work?

*runs away*

Me, but I think the thread refers to boxer shorts.

 

[Ranger X]

I never understood why people exploded all over the bathrooms. Can't people sit in the bathroom and let it loose inside the bowl like people should? :disgust:

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
I never understood why people exploded all over the bathrooms. Can't people sit in the bathroom and let it loose inside the bowl like people should? :disgust:

If you're lactose intolerant sometimes it just happens. Gas buildup + water-like poo = messy.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
men are pigs

Back when I worked at a store and had to clean the restrooms every now and then, the women's restroom was the only one I ever saw with sh!t on the floor, stall, walls, and sink. Never in the guys room, but the women did it a couple times a week.

 

[Mellman]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
haha I was with my g/f once at school and she went in to use the bathroom and she came running out 2 seconds after going in and i smelled a horrid stench coming from behind her...some girl had shat all over one of the stalls...it was as if she got there got ready to go and just missed the toilet...

for some reason it was much worse knowing a girl did it

That's because girls hold it in. Deep down we all know that; that's why girls don't fart. And when you hold it in it just gets worse and worse and worse, until... bleah.

BS girls do fart...

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Ranger X
I never understood why people exploded all over the bathrooms. Can't people sit in the bathroom and let it loose inside the bowl like people should? :disgust:

If you're lactose intolerant sometimes it just happens. Gas buildup + water-like poo = messy.

Does it really propell out of the arse that it gets all over the walls and floor? I'm not lactose intolerant so I wouldn't know but I've experienced moments where I had to really go after gas build up + watery poo. It went in the bowl and only into the bowl. The only disgusting it might have done was get on the toilet seat from the inside but that was about it.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Mellman

BS girls do fart...

The foulest fart I've ever smelled came from a girl and a feminine guy.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Copied from another thread, but true story that happened to me. Rather proud of it I might add.


I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.

You're proud of that? You have problems.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Man, I really hope you're joking and this is a parody thread of some type. If not that is disgusting and the guy who did it is very disturbed!

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Does it really propell out of the arse that it gets all over the walls and floor? I'm not lactose intolerant so I wouldn't know but I've experienced moments where I had to really go after gas build up + watery poo. It went in the bowl and only into the bowl. The only disgusting it might have done was get on the toilet seat from the inside but that was about it.

People who are lactose intolerant can inadvertantly "explode" by bending the wrong way. Leaning over to sit down on the toilet can count as bending the wrong way. Then... B'KOOOOM!


Yes, girls fart on occasion, but by and far they just don't do it. They'll hold it in and wait until they can go to the bathroom. That's why the only times you're ever present for a girlfart it's incredibly bad; it takes something pretty rank to escape on accident.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
haha I was with my g/f once at school and she went in to use the bathroom and she came running out 2 seconds after going in and i smelled a horrid stench coming from behind her...some girl had shat all over one of the stalls...it was as if she got there got ready to go and just missed the toilet...

for some reason it was much worse knowing a girl did it

That's because girls hold it in. Deep down we all know that; that's why girls don't fart. And when you hold it in it just gets worse and worse and worse, until... bleah.

<Jay>
"Don't fine-ass bitches like yourselves know that fast food makes girls fart?"

</Jay>



My wife holds the record for letting off some of the foulest farts I've ever encountered. The worst had to be when she drank too much orange juice once and started ripping farts that smelled like burning rubber. Yeesh....

On a more amusing note: We were still dating at the time, and this guy at her job had been hitting on her. She snuck into his office while he wasn't there and let off an incredibly nasty fart. Later on, she heard people talking about the godawful smell in this guy's office.

 

[Atomicus]

..... lost my appetite :|