Mom: Always staying up late, that's why you keep getting sick
Me : Mom, i haven't been sick for the past 6-9 months, wtf are you talking about
Mom : And those allergies are because of your lack of sleep
Me : Look at the house ma, we had that black, fuzzy mold crap growing on our walls, it's this house
Mom : No, it's because you don't sleep enough, and no, it's not "allergies," it's just that you have a cold
Me : I'm not sick, and the doctor says it's allergies
Mom : American doctors are all the same, "allergy this," "allergy that."
Me : Whatever ma, i know when i'm sick, and i'm not sick.
Mom : ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP YET?! IF YOU'RE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU DON'T, PACK UP YOUR CLOTHES AND GET OUT NOW!
Me : Whatever ma.
Just to let you guys know, i usually sleep at 11 pm, and wake up at 7 to go to school. I get more sleep than most kids my age. Today is a friday night. I don't have school, therefore i'll be staying up later than usual. Same for tomorrow, the day after, and the preceding day. This she cannot understand. Goddamn, right now i wish i did live on my own, i wouldn't have to put up with this bullshyt. Who else loves asian parents?
Me : Mom, i haven't been sick for the past 6-9 months, wtf are you talking about
Mom : And those allergies are because of your lack of sleep
Me : Look at the house ma, we had that black, fuzzy mold crap growing on our walls, it's this house
Mom : No, it's because you don't sleep enough, and no, it's not "allergies," it's just that you have a cold
Me : I'm not sick, and the doctor says it's allergies
Mom : American doctors are all the same, "allergy this," "allergy that."
Me : Whatever ma, i know when i'm sick, and i'm not sick.
Mom : ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP YET?! IF YOU'RE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU DON'T, PACK UP YOUR CLOTHES AND GET OUT NOW!
Me : Whatever ma.
Just to let you guys know, i usually sleep at 11 pm, and wake up at 7 to go to school. I get more sleep than most kids my age. Today is a friday night. I don't have school, therefore i'll be staying up later than usual. Same for tomorrow, the day after, and the preceding day. This she cannot understand. Goddamn, right now i wish i did live on my own, i wouldn't have to put up with this bullshyt. Who else loves asian parents?