Yes, this picture is older than the internet.

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

 

[Woosta]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

lighten up son.

 

[imported_Imp]

Hell's going to be full this weekend😉.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

:thumbsup:

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
True Funny

But it's not older than the internet 🙁

But McCain is.

😛

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

lighten up son.

Is this better?

Boris Vallejo's Totally Ripped Jesus

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

yet another ignorant post from the religion bashers.

 

[Arcadio]

You're all going to 'ell.

 

[Shadow Conception]

I hate it when my mom 'ells at me.

 

[makken]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp...008/02/jesus-ymca.jpeg

of course it has to be made into a poster:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com...88643_a642c2d0b3_o.jpg

 

[zanejohnson]

what the shit is up with all the 'ell crap lately?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
http://img.photobucket.com/alb...rtd/Funny/jesusbrb.jpg

This picture (minus the captions) bothers me, in that it looks like it was taken from a childrens' Bible and sanitized beyond any possible resemblance to reality.

Here's a guy who is nailed to a cross, yet everyone around him looks totally serene. He and the female wearing blue and white have apparent halos, and someone is either worshiping the female, or expressing astonishment at her apparent pregnancy. The guy, despite at least three nails going through his flesh into wood, is not only not bleeding, but appears to be in excellent hygiene.

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

yet another ignorant post from the religion bashers.

yet another one liner from the religious.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Yeah, it's HISTORICAL indignation, not religious... sure. I'm not particularly worried about a dead Jew from 1st century Palestine, personally. Even if his zombie came for me, it would be iin terrible condition.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
http://img.photobucket.com/alb...nny/jesus_superman.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/alb...d/Funny/superjesus.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/adairtd/01.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/alb...airtd/Funny/4zx47t.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/alb...rtd/Funny/jesusbrb.jpg

reel winnar1!

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
True Funny

bahaha mccain looks like a damn rat!

 

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

Shut the fuck up attention whore.

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: adairusmc
http://img.photobucket.com/alb...rtd/Funny/jesusbrb.jpg

This picture (minus the captions) bothers me, in that it looks like it was taken from a childrens' Bible and sanitized beyond any possible resemblance to reality.

Here's a guy who is nailed to a cross, yet everyone around him looks totally serene. He and the female wearing blue and white have apparent halos, and someone is either worshiping the female, or expressing astonishment at her apparent pregnancy. The guy, despite at least three nails going through his flesh into wood, is not only not bleeding, but appears to be in excellent hygiene.

It's religious art. The painting is meant to be symbolic-- it's not a photograph.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

they are dead who gives a shit

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: adairusmc
http://img.photobucket.com/alb...rtd/Funny/jesusbrb.jpg

This picture (minus the captions) bothers me, in that it looks like it was taken from a childrens' Bible and sanitized beyond any possible resemblance to reality.

Here's a guy who is nailed to a cross, yet everyone around him looks totally serene. He and the female wearing blue and white have apparent halos, and someone is either worshiping the female, or expressing astonishment at her apparent pregnancy. The guy, despite at least three nails going through his flesh into wood, is not only not bleeding, but appears to be in excellent hygiene.

It's religious art. The painting is meant to be symbolic-- it's not a photograph.

He also for got white. They're all white.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

yet another ignorant post from the religion bashers.

yet another one liner from the religious.

I'm not religious at all but realize that, while I don't agree with the history surrounding him, I can believe he existed.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08

Originally posted by: Woosta

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

No. Jesus is real. Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman.

Shut the fuck up attention whore.

LOL.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: Aberforth

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Aberforth
It's sad to see dullards making fun of such great people.

David Blaine is far greater at magic tricks than Jesus ever was.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104206

Who said anything about magic tricks, it just seems rude to make fun of such historical figures. You think you are better?

Jesus technically isn't a historical figure. It's a common misconception that he is.

WTF man???

Jesus cuts my grass every week

 

[jacob0401]

he's not punching, if you look carefully he's holding a whip