Yes!! Finally found a picture that I can do online dating with

[purbeast0]

I thought you said you were buff.

This is more evidence you're clearly in the closet.

 

[renz20003]

Finally a picture that makes me look about as good as I do in real life

You guys think I can finally get the beautiful Spanish or Italian or Lebanese girlfriend I deserve?

before you freaks ask, that's my drop dead gorgeous sister. Armenian genetics <3

Your sister isn't bad for a bbw

 

[WelshBloke]

Finally a picture that makes me look about as good as I do in real life

So how old is that photo?

 

[zinfamous]

Hey you could do him too.

totally worth it.

 

[zinfamous]

lol i'm 5'10

my sister is 5'7 plus she's wearing 4 inch heels there

your hips are a good 3-4 inches lower than hers.

 

[momeNt]

You can't find a woman or can't keep a woman?

 

[ClarityZedd]

You can't find a woman or can't keep a woman?

can't find. On actual dates, I'm very very good

Part of the problem is I have very high standards

 

[olds]

RBM?

 

[IronWing]

Part of the problem is I have very high standards

If your dating standards are anything like your posting standards can we presume that your idea of the perfect date is to paint your butt red and jump into the baboon cage?

 

[momeNt]

can't find. On actual dates, I'm very very good

Part of the problem is I have very high standards

Okay I was going to say that part of the problem, and this may still eventually be the case, is most girls that eventually meet your family are going to need to be extra hot so they don't feel intimidated by your gorgeous sisters.

I take it most of your relationships have not even gotten to the meet your family stage right?

 

[ClarityZedd]

Okay I was going to say that part of the problem, and this may still eventually be the case, is most girls that eventually meet your family are going to need to be extra hot so they don't feel intimidated by your gorgeous sisters.

I take it most of your relationships have not even gotten to the meet your family stage right?

I have never had a serious relationship

it's so frustrating dude. I'm clearly not a bad looking guy by any means, I take great care of myself, I am financially in a phenomenal position and I'm genuinely a pretty decent person (I would do anything for someone I care for). I should have had at least 1 girlfriend by now

How many men out there have my combination of decent looks/money and strong character/morals? I imagine it's less than 0.5%?

 

[whm1974]

Hey you could do him too.

No thanks. You can have him instead.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Mail Order Bride maybe? I dunno, you sound like a lost cause.

 

[zinfamous]

I have never had a serious relationship

it's so frustrating dude. I'm clearly not a bad looking guy by any means, I take great care of myself, I am financially in a phenomenal position and I'm genuinely a pretty decent person (I would do anything for someone I care for). I should have had at least 1 girlfriend by now

How many men out there have my combination of decent looks/money and strong character/morals? I imagine it's less than 0.5%?

so it appears that your desire to be banned was either short-lived, or woefully inaccurate?

 

[momeNt]

I have never had a serious relationship

it's so frustrating dude. I'm clearly not a bad looking guy by any means, I take great care of myself, I am financially in a phenomenal position and I'm genuinely a pretty decent person (I would do anything for someone I care for). I should have had at least 1 girlfriend by now

How many men out there have my combination of decent looks/money and strong character/morals? I imagine it's less than 0.5%?

Why don't you try going to Colombia and getting a woman down there? Very dedicated, not green card seekers (for the right men), extremely beautiful. If you have the money and job flexibility to visit 6-12 times a year you can probably be in a relationship for 12-18 months before marrying them and bringing them to the USA?

 

[ClarityZedd]

Why don't you try going to Colombia and getting a woman down there? Very dedicated, not green card seekers (for the right men), extremely beautiful. If you have the money and job flexibility to visit 6-12 times a year you can probably be in a relationship for 12-18 months before marrying them and bringing them to the USA?

if I'm bringing a foreign woman, it's gonna be from my homeland in Armenia

problem right now is I can't visit Armenia because I escaped the military. I would have to pay a big sum and wait out the paperwork

 

[madoka]

How many men out there have my combination of decent looks/money and strong character/morals? I imagine it's less than 0.5%?

The only people on ATOT are you and:

 

[whm1974]

if I'm bringing a foreign woman, it's gonna be from my homeland in Armenia

problem right now is I can't visit Armenia because I escaped the military. I would have to pay a big sum and wait out the paperwork

Well how much is a wife that meets your standards is worth to you?

 

[Capt Caveman]

if I'm bringing a foreign woman, it's gonna be from my homeland in Armenia

problem right now is I can't visit Armenia because I escaped the military. I would have to pay a big sum and wait out the paperwork

Strong character?

https://forums.anandtech.com/thread...ase-delete-all-my-threads-and-ban-me.2540890/

That lasted long, troll.

 

[IronWing]

if I'm bringing a foreign woman, it's gonna be from my homeland in Armenia

problem right now is I can't visit Armenia because I escaped the military. I would have to pay a big sum and wait out the paperwork

You're hitting them out of the park!

 

[tynopik]

i don't know anything about any of the other stuff, but i would suggest a different photo because that one looks like you're leaning into her and she's repulsed and trying to lean away from you as much as possible, which gives the photo a slightly creepy vibe

 

[zinfamous]

problem right now is I can't visit Armenia because I escaped the military. I would have to pay a big sum and wait out the paperwork

what a wuss. Do you believe a proper Armenian woman would ever tolerate a weak manlet that flees his national duty?

 

[snoopy7548]

I have never had a serious relationship

it's so frustrating dude. I'm clearly not a bad looking guy by any means, I take great care of myself, I am financially in a phenomenal position and I'm genuinely a pretty decent person (I would do anything for someone I care for). I should have had at least 1 girlfriend by now

How many men out there have my combination of decent looks/money and strong character/morals? I imagine it's less than 0.5%?

There's one right here! And I bet there are hundreds of thousands of others; in the place I work I can probably instantly name at least 20 without thinking. Once you get over the fact that you're nothing special, only then can you truly be yourself and find someone who will love you for who you are.

I've never had a serious girlfriend, but then again I have no interest in dating or being in a relationship. Maybe you should just give up and get a dog or cat or something.

 

[IronWing]

OP, you in Glendale?

 

[whm1974]

There's one right here! And I bet there are hundreds of thousands of others; in the place I work I can probably instantly name at least 20 without thinking. Once you get over the fact that you're nothing special, only then can you truly be yourself and find someone who will love you for who you are.

I've never had a serious girlfriend, but then again I have no interest in dating or being in a relationship. Maybe you should just give up and get a dog or cat or something.

Friends with benefits? Wham Bam Thank You Mam every once in a while? I could settle for that.