GasX
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2001
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Aughh! My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into little league baseball. I played out in right field.Cause - I - STUNK! But, you don't know. You just show up, y'know. Uhh, I got my glove! "You any good? I don't know, my mom told me to come out here. "Well, get out in right field." "OK!" "Turn around, ya moron!" "Oh, OK!" "Not the whole way!" "Oh, only SOME! Some way!" I never knew what was goin' on out in right field. All I knew is at the end of the game, I'd get a free sno-cone. That's all I knew, y'know. Be out there, "Ahh, free sno-cone, free sno-cone!"
"Brian, what's the score?"
"FREE SNO-CONE! Free sno-cone at the end of the game! If you play, they're gonna give you a free sno-cone! Even if you play half game, you get the whole.You don't get half sno-cone, you get a whole sno-cone for half the game.Ehh! The people that play WHOLE game get a WHOLE sno-cone, and the people that play HALF game get a WHOLE sno-cone. So it's always WHOLE.always WHOLE sno-cone. So I.I'd rather play HALF game.I'd rather play half game.Still get the whole sno-cone."
"How many outs, Brian?"
"GRAPE! I'm gonna get Grape! Or, Cherry! They're both favorites. So, either one is good. If they have both, I'll get Grape, though, cause that's a little more favorite. But, if they don't have Grape, it's like, 'Oh, that's fine, cause Cherry's favorite anyway, y'know.' It's like..it's like ANOTHER favorite, but not as much.not as MUCH favorite.but, they're both good.they're BOTH good."
"Alright, Brian...You just have fun out there."
"OK!"
"Brian, what's the score?"
"FREE SNO-CONE! Free sno-cone at the end of the game! If you play, they're gonna give you a free sno-cone! Even if you play half game, you get the whole.You don't get half sno-cone, you get a whole sno-cone for half the game.Ehh! The people that play WHOLE game get a WHOLE sno-cone, and the people that play HALF game get a WHOLE sno-cone. So it's always WHOLE.always WHOLE sno-cone. So I.I'd rather play HALF game.I'd rather play half game.Still get the whole sno-cone."
"How many outs, Brian?"
"GRAPE! I'm gonna get Grape! Or, Cherry! They're both favorites. So, either one is good. If they have both, I'll get Grape, though, cause that's a little more favorite. But, if they don't have Grape, it's like, 'Oh, that's fine, cause Cherry's favorite anyway, y'know.' It's like..it's like ANOTHER favorite, but not as much.not as MUCH favorite.but, they're both good.they're BOTH good."
"Alright, Brian...You just have fun out there."
"OK!"
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