Yay

[Vortex22]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh|t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh|t. Where's the Tylenol?

 

[thirtythree]

I'm pretty sure they don't give bonuses at my place of employment.

 

[monk3y]

Nice I haven't gotten anything

 

[Ausm]

Well that is 100 bucks more then I got!

My Boss is a cheap mofo...


Ausm

 

[ATLien247]

I was just checking my pay statement on-line and noticed a $500 bonus. That was quite a surprise! (And convenient for this post... )

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
Everyone got a $50 target card at my work. Better than a kick in the pants...

that made me lol.

:beer:

 

[Baked]

How many lap dances is that?

 

[jammur21]

They gave me a $500 summer/don't quit bonus and a raise

I doubt I'll get anything for Xmas

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Thats cool!

i don't mean to boast, but i got one too this year! We had our office christmas party last night! i got 1000$

Soooo jealous.

As an engineer, I get $140

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: radioouman

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Thats cool!

i don't mean to boast, but i got one too this year! We had our office christmas party last night! i got 1000$

Soooo jealous.

As an engineer, I get $140

Really??? Man, I feel really lucky to have my job now. Let's just say I'll be buying a 42" Plasma TV with mine