YAY!!! 4am, drunk as a skunk, and stopped off at Mcdonalds

HumblePie

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Was at a sizeable party... still a little drunk now that I'm home but anyhow. I, being nice guy that I am, stopped off at McDonalds before we moved the party from the bar to the house. Orignally, was going to buy food myself but thought, "What the hell." So, I ordered food for everyone. 10 sausage egg and cheese mcgriddles, 10 egg and cheese, and a few other odd and ends for the hell of it. Well, I come up to the drive through with my mastercard in hand and go to hand it over.

The guy at the window asks if I have cash. I'm thinking now, "Sh!T!!!!" but I know this place takes cards since I stop here and pick up breakfast every so often. I say, "nope" and was expecting to leave right then and there.

Instead the guy says, "Well, our credit card system resets once a day and when that happens it makes ready for the new day and we can't run anything, so we just have to give this too you since it takes about 10 minutes before it comes up."

So I get about $30 in food from McDonalds FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cliffs:
1) free food for a bunch of drunk mutha fvckas!
 

HumblePie

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Whataburger makes me hurl... used to eat their taquitoes all the time when they were 99 cents but one night I puked after eating them.... They never tasted the same since while drunk or sober. So I can't take taquitoes. Just McDonalds or Jack in the Crack.
 

pyonir

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i like whataburger. That's probably my favorite junk food/fast food place.

Edit: well, as long as you are not including In-N-Out....
 

HumblePie

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Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: HumblePie
Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.


D-E-E Y-O-U E-Y-E
 

HumblePie

Lifer
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Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.


D-E-E Y-O-U E-Y-E



Let me get a pen and paper for that...

Can you start that over please?
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.


D-E-E Y-O-U E-Y-E



Let me get a pen and paper for that...

Can you start that over please?

i'd just say DD personally ;)
 

HumblePie

Lifer
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Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.


D-E-E Y-O-U E-Y-E



Let me get a pen and paper for that...

Can you start that over please?

i'd just say DD personally ;)



:confused:

I'd like some DD's please.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Can you sepll D U I for me? I am having a hard time understanding that right now. amoung other things.


D-E-E Y-O-U E-Y-E



Let me get a pen and paper for that...

Can you start that over please?

i'd just say DD personally ;)



:confused:

I'd like some DD's please.

;)

Drunk Driving i meant....although DDs would be good too :)