YAST: Any good grad schools for becoming a Ninja?

[TommyVercetti]

Hey guys, I just got done with a bachelor's degree in Computer Science, and having trouble finding a job. I have been giving serious thought to grad school. I have decided that becoming a Ninja would be the kind of thing I would like to do. So what can you tell me about some good grad schools that teach you how to become a Ninja. I am looking a bit close to home, Texas. Are there any good Ninja grad schools in Texas? Does UT have a Ninja progra? Thanks guyz, I love you all.

 

[Eli]

Step away from the pipe....

 

[Heisenberg]

I thought UT-Austin had one. Oh wait, that was a medieval knight program. My bad.

 

[darktubbly]

Master of pointers
Meddle not with warriors
Lie low and jobless

darktubbly «··· lost it at 3 in the morning

 

[oblizue]

YAST = yet another stupid thread?

 

[tokamak]

i remember seeing klingon swordfighting in the UT informal classes catalog. maybe thats what youre looking for

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: oblizue
YAST = yet another stupid thread?

I think he gets off on people replying with 'stop posting'.
Maybe a mod could help with that?

 

[v3rrv3]

Try this website and e-mailt he webmaster:

Here!

- Kevin

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3
Try this website and e-mailt he webmaster:

Here!

- Kevin

ROTFL, WTF?

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

bwahahaha, their hate-mail section is a blast!!!

 

[Turkish]

watch pokemon, it's like distance education for Ninjaness

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3
Try this website and e-mailt he webmaster:

Here!

- Kevin

i knew someone will post that......if u memorize the stories and the lines in there like "flipping out w/o even thinking twice about iT!! holy sh!t!!!"..then give yourself the ninja degree...

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Eli
Step away from the pipe....

....and STOP POSTING.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: tokamak
i remember seeing klingon swordfighting in the UT informal classes catalog. maybe thats what youre looking for

yup its on there. try that.

 

[Vonkhan]

its not something that u do for a career ... and not something that u go to school for


FYI, the next ninja grandmaster is going to be someone who works as a butcher in a fish market. he's american, very soft spoken chap.

 

[metalmania]

LOL

 

[alkemyst]

it's puff puff pass, puff puff pass...you are holding it too long.

 

[AgentEL]

you're looking in the wrong places... check out schools in japan

 

[WinkOsmosis]

http://www.utexas.edu/student/txunion/ae/iclass/courses.php?season=fall

Klingon fighting is on there.

 

[Booster]

I don't think you can become a ninja if your not a Japanese and haven't been trained since your were like 5 y.o maybe.

 

[LordJezo]

Why not get triple black belt certified (quality control i believe) and just pretend you are a ninja..

Devry or someplace like that would do the certification... I think.

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
http://www.utexas.edu/student/txunion/ae/iclass/courses.php?season=fall Klingon fighting is on there.

LoL wow...whatta class hmm...i wonder if they let jsut anybody setup a class...
mine would be : How to loose money fast...meetings 1, time 6:30-6:31pm... tuition = $10,000