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YASBJT: Mexicans

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Originally posted by: Proletariat
Uhhhhhhhhh... yea.

So... is the doucherag gonna get banned? I hope so. But then we will have deal with all his doucherag friends puttin asinine "Unban Nik" links in their sig.
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Who the f­uck are you?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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I'll admit it, I laughed out loud when I read the last line. Not very PC though.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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Hahaha, but the title?
Yet Another Stupid BlowJob Thread?
 
Originally posted by: TexDotCom
I have to adamently disagree with Nik, and agree with HardcoreRobot. My fav is Dos Equis (XX). I like the special lager version better than amber, but my father is the opposite. Either way, it's second only to Shiner Bock.

* hey, I'm from TX. I have to support our guys first, you know. *

:beer: = good
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"And your beer tastes like piss."

"We know! That's 'cause we piss in it!"
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Hahaha, but the title?
Yet Another Stupid BlowJob Thread?
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Yet Another Stolen Brutuskend Joke Thread.

Sheesh, get your head out of the gutter and back in my lap!
 
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Hahaha, but the title?
Yet Another Stupid BlowJob Thread?
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Yet Another Stolen Brutuskend Joke Thread.

Sheesh, get your head out of the gutter and back in my lap!
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:shocked:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
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If you're so concerned about it, why did you bump it instead of just letting it die, dumbass? :roll:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
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If you're so concerned about it, why did you bump it instead of just letting it die, dumbass? :roll:
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To be honest Nik, because I know I'm not a Mod, but if I made the same post, it would have been locked IMO. BTW, thanks for calling me a "dumbass," your maturity is simply astounding! :roll:
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
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If you're so concerned about it, why did you bump it instead of just letting it die, dumbass? :roll:
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To be honest Nik, because I know I'm not a Mod, but if I made the same post, it would have been locked IMO. BTW, thanks for calling me a "dumbass," your maturity is simply astounding! :roll:
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Oh don't take it so personally, Zim. Sheesh. No offense intended.
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
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You get uptight over everything.
 
Originally posted by: Proletariat
Uhhhhhhhhh... yea.

So... is the doucherag gonna get banned? I hope so. But then we will have deal with all his doucherag friends puttin asinine "Unban Nik" links in their sig.
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Go play in a fire.
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
Originally posted by: Nik
Dude, that stuff tastes like ASS! :Q
...uh... not that I know what ass tastes like or anything...
*shifty eyes*
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ass tastes mildly sulfuric, with a hint of bitters and vanilla
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Am I the only one who noticed this? Words are not enough to describe the peculiarity of this weirdness. OMGWTF.

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
The first time I heard that joke the best part of Nik probably hadn't even run down his Mommas leg yet.
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Nice burn. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

A little mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and tells him to go see his father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother'sroom and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See? Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fvcking Mexicans."
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<-- Still wonders why this thread isn't locked 😕
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Because it's funny..
 
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