YASBJT: Jokes Gone Bad

[NikPreviousAcct]

Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.
John says: "Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?"
Jesus replies: "YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!"

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A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him. Savagely.

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:laugh:MFAO!

 

[ragazzo]

ummm...

 

[alien42]

0/10

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[ggnl]

I dont know why, but Im laughing

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I was totally expecting a different punchline on both of these. They're both like "BAM! UNEXPECTED AWKWARDNESS!!" which is very funny to me right now.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ggnl
I dont know why, but Im laughing

That is exactly why I'm laughing; I don't understand why these are so funny :laugh:

 

[Abe Froman]

Originally posted by: alien42
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[Brutuskend]

Jesus walks into a motel, throws some nails on the counter and says.

"Can you put me up for the night?"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

!:laugh:!

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Nik
I was totally expecting a different punchline on both of these. They're both like "BAM! UNEXPECTED AWKWARDNESS!!" which is very funny to me right now.

You're pretty.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Jesus walks into a motel, throws some nails on the counter and says.

"Can you put me up for the night?"

haha

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: Nik
I was totally expecting a different punchline on both of these. They're both like "BAM! UNEXPECTED AWKWARDNESS!!" which is very funny to me right now.

You're pretty.

ACK! :shocked: What?! :laugh: where the fr0ggin looley did that come from??

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: alien42
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[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman

Originally posted by: alien42
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[isasir]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: Nik
I was totally expecting a different punchline on both of these. They're both like "BAM! UNEXPECTED AWKWARDNESS!!" which is very funny to me right now.

You're pretty.

ACK! :shocked: What?! :laugh: where the fr0ggin looley did that come from??

I was trying to think of the most unexpected and awkward thing I could say to you, and that's what I came up with.

 

[squirrel dog]

-5x2

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: Nik
I was totally expecting a different punchline on both of these. They're both like "BAM! UNEXPECTED AWKWARDNESS!!" which is very funny to me right now.

You're pretty.

ACK! :shocked: What?! :laugh: where the fr0ggin looley did that come from??

I was trying to think of the most unexpected and awkward thing I could say to you, and that's what I came up with.

Well you win. I laughed

 

[Mucho]

Jesus last words: "YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!"

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

rofl, great stuff..........9/10

 

[Toasthead]

yeah that wasnt funny

 

[yobarman]

These are the worst jokes ever told since the begining of time.

 

[xarmian]

Originally posted by: Nik

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him. Savagely.

I can't stop laughing. And I don't know why either. The first one I just thought was stupid, but I was already half expecting this sorta ending for this one, but put in a funny way, instead it's completely blunt and sick.. I love it.

-Dave

 

[maziwanka]

wtf

 

[nycxandy]

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[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
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Sweet, 5 out of 5!! Rock on