BlueWeasel
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Here is something no one has ever heard....ever....ever: As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, i'm going to chop my dick off!
They say "You can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say FVCK YOU. I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?! I can prove to you that rape is funny: Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
The best is when he describes "Slugfest." (look it up, i don't feel like typing it)
Here is something no one has ever heard....ever....ever: As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, i'm going to chop my dick off!
They say "You can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say FVCK YOU. I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?! I can prove to you that rape is funny: Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
The best is when he describes "Slugfest." (look it up, i don't feel like typing it)
Anubis
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ThePresence
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"The best thing about living on the water? You've only got @ssholes on three sides of ya!"
And then there's always the classic Hippy Dippy Weatherman
Nate
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middlehead
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Originally posted by: NTB
"The best thing about living on the water? You've only got @ssholes on three sides of ya!"
And then there's always the classic Hippy Dippy Weatherman
Present temperature is 68 degrees at the airport, which is stupid, cause I don't know anyone who lives at the airport. Downtown, it's much hotter. Downtown's on fire, man.
Tonight's forecast: dark. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning widely scattered light in the morning.
That's it from Al Sleet, don't forget, if you don't like the weather, MOVE
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During a speech unit in English, Junior year of high school, the teacher had to cut out one of the speech types for time but still wanted someone to demonstrate it. I got to do the whole 11 o'clock news bit as an example of an "oral interprative" speech
Originally posted by: middlehead
Originally posted by: NTB
"The best thing about living on the water? You've only got @ssholes on three sides of ya!"
And then there's always the classic Hippy Dippy Weatherman
Present temperature is 68 degrees at the airport, which is stupid, cause I don't know anyone who lives at the airport. Downtown, it's much hotter. Downtown's on fire, man.
Tonight's forecast: dark. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning widely scattered light in the morning.
That's it from Al Sleet, don't forget, if you don't like the weather, MOVE
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During a speech unit in English, Junior year of high school, the teacher had to cut out one of the speech types for time but still wanted someone to demonstrate it. I got to do the whole 11 o'clock news bit as an example of an "oral interprative" speech
I thought it was Al Sweet
. Oh well..."Do you have termites, waterbugs, and roaches? eww....EWWWW...YAHHH! Call Parson's Pest Control! They'll help you get rid of your termites and waterbugs, and help you smoke your roaches."
Nate
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