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[Jeff7181]

Craig's List... "free dog"
That will solve the most immediate issue.
Then just tough out the last two months with the douchebag until you can get out of there.

 

[JDMnAR1]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
crate training for the roommate. Simple to house break any roommate that way.....

Doesn't solve all your problems tho, but the dog is easy to get rid of

Fixed.

 

[EagleKeeper]

If he is not paying his share of the rent - kick him out.

If he is - let him know that it he needs to choose between the dog or the roof.
The dog is not housebroken and he has had plenty of time to do so.

You need to look out for yourself before worrying about him and the dog.

Cruel but understandable.

 

[T9D]

All 3 of you pack up his stuff and kick him out. It's more hassle and money that it's worth for him to fight it. Money he probably doesn't have. He'll just be forced to go back to his parents or something.

And come on the Landlord fights with him you think he wont be happy to see this loser and his dog go? I'm sure he will gladly accommodate you and make a new lease and let someone else come in.

Or you can also just take the dog to a shelter out of town.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

you fail at screening roomates.

 

[PottedMeat]

Is there any way you can give him some problems? Can you call his parents or something?

You can always crate train him.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you fail at screening roomates.

I moved in with them.

 

[Injury]

Wait wait wait... if he isn't paying his share of the rent, who IS?

Also, the idea that the landlord would have to evict you all and that he can't do anything about it is crap. You need to talk to a judge or a lawyer. Something can be done, but it appears as if the limits of your efforts involve posting on ATOT.

Step one is to do as another poster suggested and just take the dog to the animal shelter. Who gives a crap what the roommate thinks. He shouldn't have made it your problem. If you can't do this, you need to put the dog in his room and close the door.

Finally... I don't know what your quality of life is, but if you're living in a house or apartment that has no less than 30 piles of dog shit all over, you and your roommates need to just LEAVE NOW or "physically" tell the guy to get his shit and get out. Whether this means putting his shit out on the front lawn for him to collect or change the locks on him, you gotta do it. Lease or not, you'd be better off having an empty room and paying his portion of the rent, as I assume you are already doing or sticking it out for another two months. If it's THAT bad, maybe you'd just be better off having an eviction on your record.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you fail at screening roomates.

I moved in with them.

YEAH AND?????

 

[Engraver]

If he isn't paying for rent now, and you kick him out, it'll be the same situation, only without him being there.

 

[Anubis]

move out

 

[torpid]

Photograph incriminating evidence of his illegal acts. Tell him he needs to move out within 5 days and hire professional cleaners, and if he doesn't, you will have no choice but to call the police.

 

[sutahz]

while he's smoking call the cops and have one come in quietly and walk into his room and arrest him. Take his dog to the pound and ge it euthanized.

 

[SaoFeng]

Originally posted by: sutahz
while he's smoking call the cops and have one come in quietly and walk into his room and arrest him. Take his dog to the pound and ge it euthanized.

yes to the beginning part....no to the end part.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: gorcorps
By who's rules? The landlords? I'm sure he/she will let you kick him out after seeing what he causes.

Landlords, and they've even brought up the fact that they have to evict all of of and not just one.

Now thats fucked up.