YART: Fvcking roommate

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amcdonald

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
What a funny reality show:

"4 ninjas, thrown together, under one roof, they stop being polite, and start getting real....with REAL ULTIMATE POWER"

That made me laugh out loud.
 

amcdonald

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Feb 4, 2003
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Ok, seriously... you should fight him.

Pseudo-tough guy assholes are the worst.
He thinks you won't do anything physically because you are intimidated by him because he is a 'ninja'
He will obviously continue to walk over you unless you threaten him.
You pay rent, you shouldn't have to live with that shite.

Teach him a lesson.

Maybe you could get him to spar you, then you could show him you'd beat his ass without really hurting him badly.
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
After much thought, I will take after the urine suggestion. Af for now, I need to sleep. :evil::D

Very immature. That' something a 13 year old would do dude.

 

shilala

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Oct 5, 2004
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Ooooooo, I wasn't gonna read that and then I glanced at the "embodiment of sloth" comment.
Now I gotta read it...
 

MetalMat

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Jun 14, 2004
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Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow
Originally posted by: jumpr
Your roommate is tame compared to this guy

Read the whole story...it's worth it.

I just now finished reading that, and...wow.

Wow.



Actually, as an afterthought, that should be a separate thread.


Hmmm, I find it a little hard to believe. Jed was obviously insane, but the other guy does not seem to great either (the guy who wrote the story), looks like a boring uptight person.
 

nageov3t

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Feb 18, 2004
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#1 - one is half the weight of what he's supposed to be, drinks gallons of mountain dew, and never leaves his room. His room is a pig sty. One time, he took out 8 trashbags' worth of garbage out of his room - I couldn't tell the difference. Thankfully, when in the common area, he's clean (partially because he never goes outside other than to work 3rd at Steak and Shake - he got kicked out of school) The same kid thinks it's odd that I find women attractive. He's not gay or anything, but it never occurs to him to get laid. I've also seen him wonder around the apartment murmuring to himself - and answering back. He's 22.

wtf. my roommate has a clone :Q
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Jehovah
After much thought, I will take after the urine suggestion. Af for now, I need to sleep. :evil::D

Very immature. That' something a 13 year old would do dude.

QFT

I love the guys that get all perked up on things I don't notice, and things I would give two about if I found out...

then beat them senseless.

kids.
 

xirtam

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Aug 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
What a funny reality show:

"4 ninjas, thrown together, under one roof, they stop being polite, and start getting real....with REAL ULTIMATE POWER"

That made me laugh out loud.

Yeah, maybe if they try to work out their problems, Captain Planet will come clean their apartment.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: her209
Sleep with the girlfriend.

Are you insane? Have you read any part of this? What makes you think they'd be even social enough to *have* girlfriends in the first place?!

It makes me wonder how they went from perfect roommates to these aweful bone bags while living with you. Because you *did* understand that they're HS dropouts and *did* go see where they live before accepting them as roommates, right?
 

DaiShan

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Grow up bro, you sound like a little kid. Why do you care what their rooms look like? My rooms if a biohazard during midterms and finals, just absolutely disgusting, but it doesn't matter because its my room. Oh and all this crap about martial arts, honestly you sound like a joke man. If you and the ninjas ever decide to throw down, let me know so that I can get it on tape. I'll sell it to comedy central.
 

KarenMarie

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my ex used to leave sh!t laying all over the place. know how i dealt with it when i got sick of it?... hahaha... i threw everything in a plastic garbage bag.

clean clothes, dirty clothes, mail, work papers, food plates, fast food containers, glasses/cups... everything... and i put the bag in a corner of the room. days worth of stuff.

if he was looking for something and asked me where it was ... i would point to the garbage bag and tell him to look in there. after the second time,.... he started picking up after himself.

:)
 

mchammer187

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Originally posted by: jumpr
Your roommate is tame compared to this guy

Read the whole story...it's worth it.

this quote was great: " I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna."
 

Wuffsunie

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May 4, 2002
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Originally posted by: jumpr
Your roommate is tame compared to this guy

Read the whole story...it's worth it.
Oohh.... my.... god.....

I cannot believe that is real, yet still fear that it is.

Truly disturbing, yet one of the more engrossing things I've read on the internet. It's like watching a trainwreck; you just can't look away.
 

Special K

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Jun 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: jumpr
Your roommate is tame compared to this guy

Read the whole story...it's worth it.

Haha, that story was great. I especially liked the last part where he went back into the apartment with a wrench, flashlight, and helmet. They way he described it reminded me of something out of doom 3 or something.