Schadenfreude
Lifer
Alright, here's the situation;
I've moved in with three other guys I've known through class: I will henceforth refer to them as "the ninjas" (because they take ninjutsu).
Well, they are a mess - they do not clean up after themselves (the were moving boxes still in the living room with their stuff in it - they moved in last July ['04] while I moved in January ['05]) - they don't use actual silverware/plates because they don't feel like cleaning up. Speaking of, they never cook for themselves because; well, one of them said that "cooking is for women", and the others just don't want to cook, it seems (because they're so damn lazy, they eat once a day). Speaking of, they have pizza boxes/mountain dew cans lying all over the place because they don't want to clean up.
Now, I went home for the weekend - but alas, I made too much food for me to eat before I could get back - so I told one of them "you can finish that if you want".
I get back, and I see the pot lying in a pool of water. Now, I haven't eaten all day because I wasn't feeling well, but now I'm famished - I go to my roommate's room, and tell him to clean it - he yells back "you told me to finish it" . . ..
Befuddleed, I say , "ok" and clean back - of course, those motherfvckers are never going to touch my food again, but to me it seems like I just:
- Made food
- Offered it to them
- And are currently cleaning up after them
I am one fvcking second away from snapping his little neck like a twig (I went to their class, Ninjustsu is a joke) - but maybe I'm in the wrong? These guys do things so ass-backwards now I'm not sure whether I"m in the right or wrong!
I've moved in with three other guys I've known through class: I will henceforth refer to them as "the ninjas" (because they take ninjutsu).
Well, they are a mess - they do not clean up after themselves (the were moving boxes still in the living room with their stuff in it - they moved in last July ['04] while I moved in January ['05]) - they don't use actual silverware/plates because they don't feel like cleaning up. Speaking of, they never cook for themselves because; well, one of them said that "cooking is for women", and the others just don't want to cook, it seems (because they're so damn lazy, they eat once a day). Speaking of, they have pizza boxes/mountain dew cans lying all over the place because they don't want to clean up.
Now, I went home for the weekend - but alas, I made too much food for me to eat before I could get back - so I told one of them "you can finish that if you want".
I get back, and I see the pot lying in a pool of water. Now, I haven't eaten all day because I wasn't feeling well, but now I'm famished - I go to my roommate's room, and tell him to clean it - he yells back "you told me to finish it" . . ..
Befuddleed, I say , "ok" and clean back - of course, those motherfvckers are never going to touch my food again, but to me it seems like I just:
- Made food
- Offered it to them
- And are currently cleaning up after them
I am one fvcking second away from snapping his little neck like a twig (I went to their class, Ninjustsu is a joke) - but maybe I'm in the wrong? These guys do things so ass-backwards now I'm not sure whether I"m in the right or wrong!
