Yankees' Hideki Matsui gets married. Introduces her with hand drawn sketch of bride.

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I wonder how long it took him to work out the shading on her upper lip?

like three hours

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I wonder how long it took him to work out the shading on her upper lip?

You know what would make this story freakier....if his bride turns out to be one of those 'Real Dolls'.

 

[rocadelpunk]

i wonder how this will affect his fantasy value..

 

[Baked]

Maybe he just likes the cover on the AV movies. The chick on the cover looks nothing like the actual performer 90% of the time.

 

[Gibson486]

the sketch looks like him with a wig

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Haha, I'm not sure why they decided to throw his porn stash in there. No segway or anything. Just "His friends know he has a lot of porn, and he and his wife have been planning a wedding." wtf?

 

[dbk]

LOL!!! Maybe he wants to savor his privacy.

 

[BW86]

rofl at bolded part, wtf?

 

[CraKaJaX]

LOL.

 

[Pocatello]

So he's going to give up his hobby? Or he's going to introduce it to the wife.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
So he's going to give up his hobby? Or he's going to introduce it to the wife.

Unlimited role play scenarios!

 

[Lorax]

are future japanese ball players going to be encouraged to watch porn?

 

[uhohs]

someone photoshop in a drawing of an anime character

 

[dennilfloss]

Godzilla porn? Sign me in! :laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

Just how much bukkake can he watch, anyway?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Hahaha I don't see how the bit about his porn collection is relevant, but it was good for a laugh. :laugh:

hahahahahahahahaa

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

did he really need the hand drawing? could've just said he'd like to keep her identity a secret.

the picture of him holding the sketch, LMAO

too bad he didn't hold up a manga...