pontifex

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A blonde was reading a newspaper and the headline reads 12 Brazillians are found dead.

She shakes her head and shows the paper to a man seated next to her. "God, that's just terrible. What a tragic loss of life", she cries.

The man next to her nods his head in agreement. "Yes it is sad", he replies.

After a moment the blonde wipes at her tears, turns to the guys and says "Maybe you know the answer. Just how many is a brazillian anyways...."

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the forks, Luke."



 

eits

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um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with 29 year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!
 

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Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.
 

eits

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Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.

you killed the joke by doing that... people will read that and think "gross.. sex with 20 nine year olds?" and then they'll get to the punchline and think "... ok?"

if you say 29 year olds, people think of a hot 29 year old woman. then, you end up with an effective punchline.
 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.

you killed the joke by doing that... people will read that and think "gross.. sex with 20 nine year olds?" and then they'll get to the punchline and think "... ok?"

if you say 29 year olds, people think of a hot 29 year old woman. then, you end up with an effective punchline.

No, you messed it up. The corrected way is right. Your version makes no sense.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
booooooooooooooooo

and that was not two jokes

meh, i didn't know it was a bush joke originally.

but how is that not 2 jokes?
 
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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.

you killed the joke by doing that... people will read that and think "gross.. sex with 20 nine year olds?" and then they'll get to the punchline and think "... ok?"

if you say 29 year olds, people think of a hot 29 year old woman. then, you end up with an effective punchline.

You can't deliberately make an error in your joke to make it funny. The corrected way is...correct.
 

eits

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.

you killed the joke by doing that... people will read that and think "gross.. sex with 20 nine year olds?" and then they'll get to the punchline and think "... ok?"

if you say 29 year olds, people think of a hot 29 year old woman. then, you end up with an effective punchline.

You can't deliberately make an error in your joke to make it funny. The corrected way is...correct.

wrong. it's a told joke... not a read joke. you say it as "29 year olds"... you don't say it "20 nine year olds"... that's not funny. it's like saying "what's the best part of eating 20 ice cream cones... there are 20 of them."
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: eits
um... that's a bush joke... not a blonde joke...

anyways, i've got a good sick joke for you...


q: what's the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?

a: there are twenty of them!

Fixed for accuracy.

you killed the joke by doing that... people will read that and think "gross.. sex with 20 nine year olds?" and then they'll get to the punchline and think "... ok?"

if you say 29 year olds, people think of a hot 29 year old woman. then, you end up with an effective punchline.

You can't deliberately make an error in your joke to make it funny. The corrected way is...correct.

wrong. it's a told joke... not a read joke. you say it as "29 year olds"... you don't say it "20 nine year olds"... that's not funny. it's like saying "what's the best part of eating 20 ice cream cones... there are 20 of them."

I just tried saying it both ways out loud and it came out the same. :confused: