pontifex
Lifer
A blonde was reading a newspaper and the headline reads 12 Brazillians are found dead.
She shakes her head and shows the paper to a man seated next to her. "God, that's just terrible. What a tragic loss of life", she cries.
The man next to her nods his head in agreement. "Yes it is sad", he replies.
After a moment the blonde wipes at her tears, turns to the guys and says "Maybe you know the answer. Just how many is a brazillian anyways...."
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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the forks, Luke."
She shakes her head and shows the paper to a man seated next to her. "God, that's just terrible. What a tragic loss of life", she cries.
The man next to her nods his head in agreement. "Yes it is sad", he replies.
After a moment the blonde wipes at her tears, turns to the guys and says "Maybe you know the answer. Just how many is a brazillian anyways...."
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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the forks, Luke."
