YAJT: Yet Another Joke Thread

[weirdichi]

Two flies are sitting on a piece of sh*t. All of a sudden one fly farts. The other fly looks at him and says, "Dude... not while we're eating!"

 

[Zim Hosein]

Heh

 

[Schadenfroh]

k

 

[weirdichi]

What???? It's a good joke! I laughed!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Stolen from an e-mail sent to me:

OUT FOR A WALK

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks.

"Looks like deer tracks," said one blonde.

"No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested.

"Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blonde offered.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Stolen from an e-mail sent to me:

OUT FOR A WALK

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks.

"Looks like deer tracks," said one blonde.

"No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested.

"Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blonde offered.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!

 

[Metalloid]

A blonde is walking in the woods and comes upon some train tracks with a brunette on them jumping up and down shouting "21, 21, 21..... 21, 21,21." The blonde asks the brunette why she is shouting 21 over and over, but the brunette does not respond. The blonde hops on the train tracks and joins the brunette in the activity. The train comes, and the brunette jumps off but the blonde does not. After the train has past, the brunette hops back on the train tracks and jumps up and down shouting "22, 22, 22"

 

[Konigin]

Enough with the blonde jokes!...geez..

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Konigin
Enough with the blonde jokes!...geez..

I had to say it because it was so closely related to Zim's.

 

[propellerhead]

My favorite short joke:

Q: How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

A: Soak it in gasoline, then light it..... WOOF!

 

[CastorTr0y]

wow, a lot of bad jokes in one forum

 

[mss242]

q: why was helen keller a bad driver?

a: she was a woman.

 

[austin316]

q: why was helen keller a bad driver?
a: she was a woman.

Well, since you opened with a sexist joke, I'll add one thats a little darker. Hope no one gets too pissed. Q: what do all battered women in America have in common?
A: They wouldn't listen.

 

[Izzo]

Originally posted by: mss242
q: why was helen keller a bad driver?

a: she was a woman.

LMAO

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Konigin
Enough with the blonde jokes!...geez..

Blond jokes are hilarious. Oh, and stop talking back to LordMaul.