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YAJT: The wife's new car

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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

The wife wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town.

The husband would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less.
And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

The wife wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town.

The husband would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less.
And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
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God, you scared me! I didn't at the time realize what J stood for. 😱

P.S. That's a mean joke!
 
That reminds me of the Worlds shortest Fairy Tale:


Guy Meets Girl
Guy falls in love with girl
Guy asks girl to marry him
Girl says no
Guy lives happily ever after.
 
Originally posted by: zebano
That reminds me of the Worlds shortest Fairy Tale:


Guy Meets Girl
Guy falls in love with girl
Guy asks girl to marry him
Girl says no
Guy lives happily ever after.
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Hahahahah!! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: DearQT
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

The wife wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town.

The husband would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less.
And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
Click to expand...
God, you scared me! I didn't at the time realize what J stood for. 😱

P.S. That's a mean joke!
Click to expand...

What did you think J stood for?
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: DearQT
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

The wife wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town.

The husband would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less.
And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
Click to expand...
God, you scared me! I didn't at the time realize what J stood for. 😱

P.S. That's a mean joke!
Click to expand...

What did you think J stood for?
Click to expand...
My mind was blank at the time. I skipped the J since I didn't know what it stood for, so all I saw was the rest.... 😱 Actually, I thought maybe journal, but I wasn't certain.
 
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