YAJT: The Intern

[GasX]

What happened to the intern who slipped while performing his first circumcision?




he got the sack...

 

[Mr N8]

I don't know if I should laugh, or curl over in sympathetic pain.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I don't know if I should laugh, or curl over in sympathetic pain.

I'm leaning more towards sympathetic pain.

ouch

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I don't know if I should laugh, or curl over in sympathetic pain.

here's another one for you then...

Hank Smith gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"Hank, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy."

"WHAT?" he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor's office and through the reception area.

Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Hank charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!"

The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has Acute Angina."

 

[trilks]

#1 - 3/10

#2 - 8.8/10

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: trilks
#1 - 3/10

#2 - 8.8/10

5/10, 8/10

I'd score higher, but I can't tell them in class.

 

[jjones]

lol, at #2. :beer:

 

[GasX]

Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"

The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"

The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."

haha!

 

[shuan24]

3/10

5/10 (dont know whats an acute angina)

8/10

 

[Hankerton]

Joke# 1 - 1/10 :thumbsdown:
Joke# 2 - 8/10
Joke# 3 - 9/10 :laugh:

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"

The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."

should the third joke read and the other ten percent sing?

otherwise they wouldn't be mutually exclusive

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"

The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."

haha!

:thumbsup:

More laughs from each consecutive joke. Any more for us?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MogulMonsterMore laughs from each consecutive joke. Any more for us?

Roger was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Roger, who is somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Kaiser! Come over here a minute!"

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Roger was working on the car. Roger, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I too, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I'm finished, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

Dr. Kaiser shook his head and replied in a soft voice, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
Joke# 1 - 1/10 :thumbsdown:
Joke# 2 - 8/10
Joke# 3 - 9/10 :laugh:

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: shuan24
3/10

5/10 (dont know whats an acute angina)

8/10

A Cute Vagina is what she heard. I hope that was sarcasm.

I liked the last two jokes, the first was sort of lame.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: mwtggA Cute Vagina is what she heard. I hope that was sarcasm.

Just because you had trouble figuring out that joke doesn't mean you need to explain it badly for everyone else...

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: mwtggA Cute Vagina is what she heard. I hope that was sarcasm.

Just because you had trouble figuring out that joke doesn't mean you need to explain it badly for everyone else...

I didn't have a hard time figuring it out, shuan24 did.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: mwtggA Cute Vagina is what she heard. I hope that was sarcasm.

Just because you had trouble figuring out that joke doesn't mean you need to explain it badly for everyone else...

I didn't have a hard time figuring it out, shuan24 did.

Oh - gotcha

<redirects flames>

 

[GasX]

The Un-Associated Press reported in a news bulletin today that a pregnant woman who has been in a coma for nine months following an automobile accident has given birth to twins, a baby girl and a baby boy. Awakening from her coma and learning that she had given birth to twins, she asked if names had already been given to them.

"Yes," her doctor informed her, "because we didn't know if you would ever come out of the coma, your brother Henry gave them their names."

"Oh dear God," the woman moaned, "my brother, Henry, is the family idiot. What in the world did he name them?"

"He named the baby girl Denise," answered the physician.

"Well, that's not so bad," the woman replied. "What did he name the baby boy?" The physician responded regretfully, "DeNephew."

 

[jdini76]

...and he shat on a turtle!